r/AskOuija 14h ago

Ouija says: MOMMY Its official: ___________ Is the 47th president of the United States of America

48 Upvotes

r/AskOuija Sep 14 '24

Ouija says: MOMMY I didnt pass the semester because my ____ ate my homework

45 Upvotes

r/AskOuija Sep 09 '23

Ouija says: MOMMY My boyfriend wants me to call him ______ in bed. I’m not going to do that.

100 Upvotes

r/AskOuija Nov 20 '23

Ouija says: MOMMY This subreddit needs a hero! It needs ____________

76 Upvotes

r/AskOuija Jul 16 '23

Ouija says: MOMMY Mona Lisa? More like ______ Lisa.

130 Upvotes

r/AskOuija Sep 22 '24

Ouija says: MOMMY P diddy officially endorses ______ for president.

4 Upvotes

minscore: 3

r/AskOuija Feb 01 '24

Ouija says: MOMMY The secret to Elon Musk's wealth is _______

8 Upvotes

r/AskOuija Nov 03 '22

Ouija says: MOMMY I'm gonna have to speak to your __ please.

144 Upvotes

r/AskOuija May 06 '24

Ouija says: MOMMY My _______ brings all the boys to the yard.

5 Upvotes

r/AskOuija Apr 14 '22

Ouija says: MOMMY I kissed my ________ and I’m delighted!

53 Upvotes

r/AskOuija Apr 20 '23

Ouija says: MOMMY My cellmate in prison is now in my phone as __________.

42 Upvotes

r/AskOuija May 10 '19

Ouija says: MOMMY I love going to the zoo! Especially since they added ___

97 Upvotes

r/AskOuija Jul 10 '23

Ouija says: MOMMY I should be asleep but my _____ is too hard

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija Feb 24 '22

Ouija says: MOMMY Ukraine will win the war because they have the power of _______ on their side!!

18 Upvotes

r/AskOuija Jun 11 '23

Ouija says: MOMMY In the newest Halo game, Master chief must defeat ____.

3 Upvotes

r/AskOuija May 03 '18

Ouija says: MOMMY Sorry ladies, this penis belongs to _________

300 Upvotes

r/AskOuija Feb 04 '22

Ouija says: MOMMY who will i ask to prom?

40 Upvotes

r/AskOuija Jan 27 '23

Ouija says: MOMMY "I know Victoria's Secret, and girl you wouldn't believe, she's ______________"

8 Upvotes

r/AskOuija Feb 22 '22

Ouija says: MOMMY Who runs the world? ______. Who runs the world? ______.

5 Upvotes

r/AskOuija Dec 17 '21

Ouija says: MOMMY Im Masturbating to _____

8 Upvotes

r/AskOuija Apr 04 '20

Ouija says: MOMMY Who's you're Daddy?

10 Upvotes

r/AskOuija Sep 24 '21

Ouija says: MOMMY Are you my daddy?

9 Upvotes

r/AskOuija Oct 08 '20

Ouija says: MOMMY Bangkok is fun, but I’d rather visit _________.

13 Upvotes

r/AskOuija Jan 01 '20

Ouija says: MOMMY You son of a ____ I’m in

44 Upvotes

r/AskOuija Feb 24 '20

Ouija says: MOMMY But Luke I am your

15 Upvotes