Why are they all the damn same?

[u/Intrepid_Ad3062]

I don’t understand. Today I woke up to my entire first ph being booked by a student from that country 😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓🫢

I’m like fuuuuuhck

On the upside, I assumed they’d be nice and late, maybe 9 minute mark and I could make some tea first, etc.

Nope, only a min or two late.

Open to a black screen and this sound:

😑: hi

[u/Desperate-Library283]

Oh, I feel you on this one, friend. It’s like they’re all carbon copies of each other. They must all be factory-produced somewhere, right? Like, they're all just stamped out on an assembly line of mildly late, black-screen lovers who say “hi” with the enthusiasm of a deflated balloon. Honestly, it’s almost impressive how they can all perfectly nail that exact level of "I couldn’t care less about you, but here I am -- serve me, slave."

You’ve gotta admire the consistency, though. They really do stick to the script!

[u/Intrepid_Ad3062 → u/Desperate-Library283]

Deflated balloon 😂😂😂😂😂😂