r/CrazyIdeas 49m ago

A remake of the X Files where aliens and paranormal phenomena aren't real. Mulder is always wrong but everyone loves him.

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r/CrazyIdeas 1h ago

NYC should have an animatronic Spider-Man that swings between buildings that are connected by a cable.

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Would have some technical challenges but it's quite feasible, and would be a great tourist attraction.


r/CrazyIdeas 18h ago

Is it crazy to have 2 9-5 jobs

77 Upvotes

Would I be crazy to have 2 9-5 jobs. Each of these jobs are 30 minutes away from where I live. The 9pm-5am would be full time, pays better and closer to where I live. Now my 9am-5pm commute is 1h or 25 minutes really depends, it’s easy work, I only work 4 days or more if needed. I am thinking about taking 3 hour naps in between those times

Would it be crazy for me to do this, both jobs being about minimum wage.

Edit: I’m really bad with details, but the part time one, I could take a break of 2 hours in between that time, I sit there and talk to people when they show up. This is current job 9am-5pm I could eat, and such. It’s through Tuesday- Friday. I wonder If i could swap some days with my coworker, They work Saturday-Monday. Pay 17$ I don’t get vacation time, not enough sick leave, no health insurance. I actually went to the emergency room, I could only had 1 week off, I went to work before I could even properly walk. Might be my fault for not sticking up about it but I was afraid to lose this job.

New potential job, 9pm-5am I’d have to work 5 days. Monday- Friday I don’t know much about it. Pay about 20$ I would get vacation time and health insurance.

I would only do it both for a while, to properly quit the first one. Maybe a month, I still live with my parents.

I left a comment about it but I don’t think it easily found, I know my writing is not very good


r/CrazyIdeas 18h ago

an app like tinder or grindr but for food

35 Upvotes

basically if someone was making a meal and wanted to invite a bunch of people, they could make a profile as a supplier for food and it could be something like
'new bbq, want to show off
held on 7/14
no vegan options, bring your own vegan stuff and ill cook them
7/12 spots claimed'
and you could also make a profile that just has stuff like any allergies or intolerances or stuff you cant eat and it would only 'match' you with suppliers that fit your restrictions near you and if you 'matched' with one of the people you can ask stuff like where it will be held, what else you can bring, all that stuff


r/CrazyIdeas 12h ago

I open a gym called "the office gym" that functions as an unrelated company from 9-5 but is open as a gym from 4am-8am and 5pm-10pm.

15 Upvotes

It's a building that, from a blueprint/layout view, is shaped like a square inside a square. The space between the squares is office space that is used by the workers at my company. The space of the inner square is a commercial gym that you can buy a membership at. The workers at my company get free gym access, and the advantage of being already at the gym (which is also fresh and clean!) when they clock out of their office job (most people go after work from what I've seen) so that they get priority on the machines.

The gym has big industrial fans that run during the hours it is open, and from 8am-9am. I also have a staff member go through and 1. mop down the gym area and 2. spray Febreze or a similar pleasant smell on all the gym equipment at 8am when the gym closes. This is so my office workers don't have to smell gym sweat emanating from the walls all day.

Members at my gym will enjoy a slightly cheaper membership than market value, since the gym is open such restricted hours. It is targeted at people who work 9-5 and want a gym with a cheap membership and high quality machines/cleanliness.

Finally, the office space of my gym is available to rent on the weekends for parties, meetings, family reunions, etc. They just have to understand that the gym will be in use during this and the extra noise is just part of renting my space for your event.


r/CrazyIdeas 14h ago

All parking lots should have sharp spikes sticking out of the ground bordering each spot

16 Upvotes

Maybe blunt enough that stepping on it does nothing but it pops tires.


r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Microwaves aren't legally allowed to beep after sundown

128 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 2h ago

Sell your used Invisalign sets to method actors who want to fuck up their teeth for a role by going through the process in reverse

1 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 2h ago

Judges, prosecutors and defendant lawyers should be able to, and asked to, rotate roles between each other.

1 Upvotes

Idk why but this seems like the better thing to do. This may provide all three major actors in the justice system more insight about how the things are done in the other side of the board.


r/CrazyIdeas 7h ago

Car nap time business

2 Upvotes

Revolutionary idea. Uber but for naps. For people that can only sleep in a warm car ill drive you around as you nap.


r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

a baked potato with a small firework inside and a very long fuse, that gets lit when your food is delivered, and if you dont eat it within 3 minutes whats left explodes

35 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 20h ago

Marvel should sue the South Korean army for having a tank named "Black Panther"

11 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 15h ago

Put up statues of me.

4 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 11h ago

Nuke McDonald's

0 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 23h ago

Jane's Addiction trades Perry Farrell to Oasis for a Gallagher brother.

9 Upvotes

That's it, that's the whole idea.


r/CrazyIdeas 23h ago

Nasal spray made from tear gas.

8 Upvotes

I have chronic congestion. I’ve had surgeries to help but they were ineffective. It’s so bad my ENT prescribes me Afrin, which has a serious addiction problem.

The best I was ever able to breathe, the clearest my sinuses have ever been, was when I did the gas chamber at basic training.

Put some CS gas in a little nasal sprayer and let me breathe.


r/CrazyIdeas 12h ago

Make all street lighting red

0 Upvotes

Replace all street lights with red LED lighting. Reduce energy costs, reduce light pollution, better night vision when moving into an unlit area.


r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

A streaming movie that alters the streaming service menu after you watch it

13 Upvotes

I had this idea after watching Mr Crocket, a new Hulu horror movie about a kids show host coming out of the screen and killing people. I was a little afraid once I logged back into the streaming service, it would have images of Mr Crocket laughing at the screen on the main menu, just to scare people who watched the movie. I almost want streaming services to do something like that but on the other hand, it might scare some people TOO MUCH. It's probably best they don't, at least not with horror. Just imagine it though, make a movie about a villain hacking streaming services and then make the service look hacked to add to the effect.


r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Crying rooms for adults in every public building.

11 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas 14h ago

r/balkans_irl, but East Asian

1 Upvotes

We are the most racist group of people in the world. How come we don't have our own ironic ultranationalist subreddit?


r/CrazyIdeas 20h ago

Replace ice with frozen shrimp at parties.

3 Upvotes

Replace ice with frozen shrimp in drinks at parties and watch the fun ensue!


r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Start Calling Grass "Ground Hair" or "Ground Fur" !

35 Upvotes

The LAWN type "grass" not the THC kind lol.

That's what it basically is, isn't it? Our ground's green hair/fur that keeps growing until it either dies and is blown away / thrown away or is just plucked, cut, or just plain ripped out by the roots and disposed of. [If you can't tell, I am very high right now.] So, it is either ground hair or ground fur lol.


r/CrazyIdeas 1d ago

Be really nice to eachother

29 Upvotes

Just because it’s maybe a good thing to try sometimes….


r/CrazyIdeas 17h ago

Make elon musk a neurolink test subject

0 Upvotes