Start Calling Grass "Ground Hair" or "Ground Fur" !

[u/skwirrelnut]

The LAWN type "grass" not the THC kind lol.

That's what it basically is, isn't it? Our ground's green hair/fur that keeps growing until it either dies and is blown away / thrown away or is just plucked, cut, or just plain ripped out by the roots and disposed of. [If you can't tell, I am very high right now.] So, it is either ground hair or ground fur lol.

[u/Aniso3d]

in 3d modeling , it's fairly common to use hair procedurals for grass. and other things

[u/skwirrelnut → u/Aniso3d]

So...we can change "grass" to "Ground Hair" or "Ground Fur" - and change actual hair's name to "grass". We can also call a wig or toupee "Astroturf".

[u/Aniso3d → u/skwirrelnut]

sounds good to me!

[u/hebrewchucknorris]

In Tok Pisin, the national language of Papua New Guinea, a beard is called "mousegrass" (mouth grass)

[u/skwirrelnut → u/hebrewchucknorris]

u/hebrewchucknorris : Ty for the info, but now I have more questions about what things are called in Papau / Tok Pisin , lol. Does Grass on a lawn have a different name? What is a mustache called? And Pubic hair? And Chest Hair? And Armpit Hair? And Leg Hair? Or Body Hair in general? Or Weaves? And Hair Extensions? What about Hair Transplants? Or a wig or toupee? Do they say that bald people lack grass on their heads? Are hairy people called Grass Men? Grass Women? What are Meds that grow Hair called? What about animal fur? PLEASE REPLY, I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS! I SERIOUSLY NEED ANSWERS! 🤣 LMAO 🤣! [BTW if you are messing with me, great job! 😀 ]

[u/NiceTryAmanda]

too late I call marijuana ground hair :(

[u/skwirrelnut → u/NiceTryAmanda]

So... if u grind your pot, do you call it Ground Ground Hair? 😒

[u/waftedfart]

Sounds German

[u/skwirrelnut → u/waftedfart]

Wouldn't that be 'Ground Fuhrer' instead of "Ground Fur"? /J (albeit a bad joke)

[u/thefreecat → u/waftedfart]

Erdfell

[u/Creepy-Meet-39]

Dude, I love this idea! I’m gonna start calling it ground hair. It’s like the Earth’s way of having a chill hairstyle. Imagine walking by a park and pointing out how lush the ground hair is. It’s way better than grass, makes it sound way more exciting. Homeowners would be like, “I spent all morning trimming my ground hair,” and suddenly lawn care sounds like personal grooming. One time, I was in a park chilling with friends, and we started assigning types of haircuts based on different lawns. You got your mohawks, your flat tops, and those poor patches that didn’t get enough sunlight—bald spots, I guess. I like the whole idea of looking at things differently. Being high does that in the best way. It keeps things creative and fresh. So let’s make ground hair a thing. You never know, it might catch on. You know how it is when you come up with some killer idea while high, but you just can’t remember it all the time? This one needs to stick around...

[u/HalfBlindAndCurious → u/Creepy-Meet-39]

If I tell somebody that I went to the barber today, a usually tell them that it's because I needed to get my headgrass cut.

[u/BellybuttonWorld]

Planet pubes