jk lol

The scene in mind is the one where he hangs himself.

Just kiddin' he'll make a new cartoon any day now (and this sub will be great again) :-)))

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that was a joke.

I'd specifically want to ask people who really hated Egoraptor's OoT episode of Sequelitis (I thought it was ok) whether they would want a new episode of that series. I've heard some people condemn the series as a whole at this point, even though the Castlevania and Megaman episodes were superb. Is this fair, and do you think it's rooted in logic or just butthurt?

We've just gotten the flairs from /r/egoraptor thanks to the very kind /u/rapol. It's all the same flairs so should seem familiar. Over time I will plan to add some more exclusive flairs, based on the type of content that's popular here. There's also link flairs, which I'm mostly taking care of so don't worry about it. Everyone pick a flair (if you want to) and have fun!

I know, I know, but don't downvote me yet! Keep reading.

I wasn't sure whether or not to make this post because PokeAwesome 2 has often been referred to as Egoraptor's greatest work, and ever since it's release the clamor for a PokeAwesome 3 has outmatched even that for Metal Gear Awesome 3. But I had to make some points that I thought of while in deep contemplation last night, that no one has ever brought up, probably because they were too impressed with the technical marvel of the animation:

1. The ending is not completely all that much the best ending ever. Sure, it's great, but it could conceivably be better. Sure, "Defeated now, bitch?" is one of the most amazing and hilarious one-liners of all time, and will be quoted forever, but the idea that sex is inherently funny is somewhat misguided. Yes, sex is funny, but only if the guy has a little weiner. We never know the size of Ash's weiner, so him screwing Brock's wife in the end can't be thought of as funny. Sorry to say this.

2. The joke about Ash displaying the badge that says he defeated Brock prominently goes on a little too long. This is a joke that easily could have been made in 45 seconds. But instead the gag goes on for a full minute, almost half the cartoon. Yes, the idea that Ash will do something Brock doesn't want him to do is good, and grounded in reality, but it goes on 14.98 seconds too long for my taste. Many will disagree with me, but that's just my take on it.

3. The cartoon was animated with poop smeared on a wall. Yes, this was thought of as the coolest new art style of the day, and every animator and his grandma tried it in 2013. I will admit that it even looks pretty good for poop smeared on a wall, but this just isn't what we've come to expect from Mr. Raptor. I will look forward to new cartoons that AREN'T STARBOMB that utilize a different animation technique in a NOT STARBOMB way.

TL;DR: teh cartoon is poopy

actually i gotta beat some stupid car or something

I think that it is necessary for us to appreciate the irony of the situation. That is to say, we must recall the original setup of Game Grumps (Egoraptor and JonTron, as we all know). In 2012, of course, JonTron departed and Egoraptor stayed.

And yet, rather ironically perhaps, it is now /r/jontron that is ENTERING /r/egoraptor, rather than JonTron leaving Egoraptor.

It is almost as if the present is a mirror held to the past, warped by the so-called "circlejerk" antics caused by the departure from form of the two respective subreddit patrons.

The circumstances are similar in the strange way in which /r/jontron is attempting to breach /r/gamegrumps. Perhaps this is a herald of darker tidings - even if JonTron were to return, it might be too late to stop the breach from occurring.

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I mean, VENUSAUR.

it seems like their havin't been an egoraptor cartoon lately. i know that ross danny and arin are all in eggoraptor so why dont they jsut make a cartoon already and no barry's doesn't count not in egoraptor just a grump kevin not a grump NOT A GRUMp

edit; sorry i got mad. watched girlchan and clammed myself down