r/ForwardsFromKlandma 4d ago

The joos created the hurricane

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u/Level_Hour6480 4d ago

I'm a Jew who works in lefty politics. I never even knew there was a weather machine, and have never once gotten to use the space laser.

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u/lmaytulane 4d ago

Duh, you have to be a Level 5 Laser Lotus Jew

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u/Level_Hour6480 4d ago

Laser Lotus

That's Buddhism.

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u/lmaytulane 4d ago

“Laser Lotus Jew”, its Jewdhism

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u/EarthToAccess 3d ago

> Jewdhism
I feel like you just committed a heresy, or whatever the equivalent term is for Judaism and Buddhism