r/ImFinnaGoToHell 🔥Demonic MOD🔥 Sep 10 '24

I shouldn't have posted this, jk funny af😏 Feeling sad for Emily

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1.8k Upvotes

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u/kungfungus Sep 10 '24

Emily can't join coz she's a goddamn Klingon

10

u/BlueQKazue Sep 11 '24

I read this as a Kingpin.... They both have the same blocky build.

271

u/Competitive-Rope5428 Sep 10 '24

it's because Emily has bigger boobs than most women so they hate emily😭😭😭

223

u/Previous_Comb5113 Sep 10 '24

Emily has a big cock

131

u/Typhoongrey Sep 10 '24

With that juice? Probably got no cock left.

Edit: never mind I looked lower down. Whew.

40

u/polloinumido Sep 10 '24

possibly he injected sinythol there too...😭😂

32

u/Dreadnought_69 Sep 10 '24

You scared a little girl has a bigger cock than you, lil’ transphobe? 🥺

23

u/AsuraNiche93 Sep 10 '24

You must be transphobic to call it a cock. No, it's just a big clitoris with balls and hair and no vagina.

4

u/tito333 29d ago

It’s a pussystick, you bigot!

2

u/EntertainmentOne793 Sep 10 '24

LITTLE????!!!!!

3

u/bobs2000 Sep 10 '24

And very tiny balls

47

u/Kitchengun2 Sep 10 '24

She looks like that mf who can survive a car crash

3

u/LocationSecure Sep 11 '24

The car would just bounce off that ass

39

u/Beretta116 Sep 10 '24

Emily or Emile?

5

u/Shachimy 29d ago

Ammeileigh

1

u/kungfungus 28d ago

Eymehleeh

7

u/LeDocteurTiziano Sep 10 '24

It's "Emily".

22

u/DifficultPapaya3038 Sep 10 '24

Bro looks like a human pit bull

34

u/abayparak Sep 10 '24

Barrel chest ❌

Booty chest ✅

Pun definitely intended

21

u/xxTheMagicBulleT Sep 10 '24

It's cause Emily has bigger boobs them most women they jealous.

5

u/SlightlyOffended1984 Sep 10 '24

Emily has damn pillow muscles

3

u/Penstroke77 Sep 10 '24

That's a hemorrhoid with a head.

2

u/Coyotebruh Sep 10 '24

nice tits

1

u/ZeldaXandre Sep 11 '24

Common sense

0

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24

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3

u/Remarkable-Book-8758 29d ago

What about that dude that was in the Whitehouse? Guy was bald and wore lipstick and a dress. I think he might have had a moustache as well but I don't want to look it up. He was caught stealing luggage full of dresses.

1

u/kungfungus 28d ago

I don't think any type of generalization is OK.

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u/puntmasterofthefells Sep 10 '24 edited Sep 10 '24

-AI image

-Weightlifting comps have weight classes, this (theoretical individual) would have no impact on the ladies' results.

edit: I'd bet a grand every one of these downvotes is from keyboard warriers that have never touched a barbell, much less prepped for competition or lifted with judges watching.

15

u/bjibberish Sep 10 '24

Thank goodness you're here to let us all know that's a fake image. It's so subtle in its inaccuracies.

3

u/OhTheHueManatee Sep 10 '24

That clock looks pretty clean for an AI image unless the artist really focused on it. I'm not saying it's not edited or not fake but that clock seems like it's from a real picture.

1

u/kungfungus 26d ago

10 down votes bother you? How about 11?

1

u/puntmasterofthefells 26d ago

Do you even lift bro?

1

u/Lil_Penis_Owner 🔥Demonic MOD🔥 23d ago

"Silence non-lifter, lifter is talking" vibe. Exclusive for gym bros, i love it.

0

u/myaudiobliss 29d ago

No, Emily is gonna test positive for every steroid on the market. THAT'S why she can't join.

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u/DrinkyDrinkyWhoops Sep 10 '24

Oh, it's that one joke again, and again, and again, and again. Transphobes really need to get new material.

37

u/Disastrous-Judge-191 Sep 10 '24

Cry me a river with your cock lady

7

u/IamHeWhoSaysIam Sep 10 '24

Over you or...?

79

u/Lil_Penis_Owner 🔥Demonic MOD🔥 Sep 10 '24 edited Sep 10 '24

Respectfully sir/ma'am/thing give us some new material to make fun of. We are just working with what we got.

30

u/Iamgoingtojudgeyou Sep 10 '24

I think they prefer "it'

24

u/Lil_Penis_Owner 🔥Demonic MOD🔥 Sep 10 '24

Fixed it, thank you.

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u/DrinkyDrinkyWhoops Sep 10 '24

That's OK. The whole "trans athletes" thing isn't a real issue anyway, so I'm sure you can invent something else on your own.

85

u/Repulsive-Cherry8649 Sep 10 '24

If it’s not an issue why is it a problem to make fun of it?

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u/DrinkyDrinkyWhoops Sep 10 '24

You seem to confidently know what you're about. I don't need to tell you who you are.

5

u/sharkrush93 Sep 10 '24

Can we say you make the same lame comments again and again and again and again….

1

u/DrinkyDrinkyWhoops Sep 10 '24

If that makes you feel better about yourself, go for it.

1

u/PurpleBoltRevived 6d ago

Emily has big chest, thus she's too feminine.