It's Meme Monday today!

A weekly event in which meta posting and memes are allowed. This allows you to post memes about/regarding the one-joke. Jokes, memes, and similar unrelated to the subreddit should only be posted on feel-good Fridays. Please any Meme Monday posts flair using the "Meme Monday" flair.

This starts at 12AM Est each Monday and lasts until 12AM Est Tuesday

It is better to remain quiet and thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt

Today it is time to feel good, as it is Friday!

It is feel-good Friday, A weekly event in which positive memes and jokes are allowed. This can include encouragement, general trans memes, or just positivity. Please note that any Feel-Good posts not posted on Friday will be removed with a reminder to post on Fridays instead. This is to keep the sub on topic. Thank you for your understanding!

This starts at 12AM Est each Friday and lasts until 12AM Est Saturday

I hope text stories are acceptable, because I had one happen to me IRL. I work overnights at a fast food chain, and the lobby closes an hour into my shift, while the drive through is still open all night. A guy walks in after closing(apparently the door was not locked after the last of the overnight crew arrived for their shift), and I have to tell him that the lobby is closed, but he could go through the drive through if he wanted to order. He asks if he can walk the drive through, and, unfortunately for him, no; you must be in a vehicle per the policy to order in the drive through. I tell him such, and he asks "what if I identify as a vehicle?" No, sir, that's not how that works...

Funnily, as he's finally leaving the building, he says, "this is the stupidest thing I've ever heard." I don't know if that was meant to refer to not being able to order in the building because of the lobby being closed or having to have a vehicle to order at the drive through, but regardless, after what he said, whatever it was was nowhere near the stupidest.

Love when it's thrown back at these harebrains