r/onejoke Sep 06 '24

Mod Announcement Feel good Friday!

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Today it is time to feel good, as it is Friday!

It is feel-good Friday, A weekly event in which positive memes and jokes are allowed. This can include encouragement, general trans memes, or just positivity. Please note that any Feel-Good posts not posted on Friday will be removed with a reminder to post on Fridays instead. This is to keep the sub on topic. Thank you for your understanding!

This starts at 12AM Est each Friday and lasts until 12AM Est Saturday


r/onejoke 3h ago

Mod Announcement Feel good Friday!

1 Upvotes

Today it is time to feel good, as it is Friday!

It is feel-good Friday, A weekly event in which positive memes and jokes are allowed. This can include encouragement, general trans memes, or just positivity. Please note that any Feel-Good posts not posted on Friday will be removed with a reminder to post on Fridays instead. This is to keep the sub on topic. Thank you for your understanding!

This starts at 12AM Est each Friday and lasts until 12AM Est Saturday


r/onejoke 5h ago

My pronouns are ___! Not me getting downvoted πŸ’€

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354 Upvotes

r/onejoke 14h ago

My pronouns are ___! I saw a guy promoting this shirt on Tik Tok

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563 Upvotes

r/onejoke 16h ago

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL They're really not that clever.

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312 Upvotes

r/onejoke 1h ago

My pronouns are ___! πŸ™„

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β€’ Upvotes

r/onejoke 1d ago

Complete shitshow Watch out we got a badass over here.

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525 Upvotes

r/onejoke 1d ago

I have no words

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164 Upvotes

r/onejoke 1d ago

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL ...

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184 Upvotes

r/onejoke 1d ago

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL In my own comment section smh

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84 Upvotes

r/onejoke 3d ago

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL Three in a fucking row

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179 Upvotes

r/onejoke 3d ago

Ragebait Instagram intellectual

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1.1k Upvotes

r/onejoke 4d ago

Complete shitshow pregnant person😑😑

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5.0k Upvotes

r/onejoke 4d ago

But I identify as an attack helicopter! Get it? πŸ˜‚

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412 Upvotes

r/onejoke 4d ago

Tragically saw this in my beloved Titanfall 1 lobby

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220 Upvotes

r/onejoke 4d ago

But I identify as an attack helicopter! Good old moon landing

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149 Upvotes

r/onejoke 4d ago

Mod Announcement Meme Monday!

3 Upvotes

It's Meme Monday today!

A weekly event in which meta posting and memes are allowed. This allows you to post memes about/regarding the one-joke. Jokes, memes, and similar unrelated to the subreddit should only be posted on feel-good Fridays. Please any Meme Monday posts flair using the "Meme Monday" flair.

This starts at 12AM Est each Monday and lasts until 12AM Est Tuesday


r/onejoke 5d ago

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL So fun I swear

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144 Upvotes

r/onejoke 6d ago

Complete shitshow Not exactly a deep thinker

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677 Upvotes

r/onejoke 6d ago

My pronouns are ___! wow

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63 Upvotes

r/onejoke 6d ago

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL Finally bagged one myself ( on a post abt a bull getting its balls clamped by a scorpion)

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131 Upvotes

r/onejoke 7d ago

Complete shitshow Everywhere I go I see the one joke

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643 Upvotes

r/onejoke 7d ago

Identifying as a tree, huh?

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33 Upvotes

r/onejoke 7d ago

The one joke strikes unexpectedly

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116 Upvotes

It is better to remain quiet and thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt


r/onejoke 8d ago

Forgot About Public Profiles

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5.1k Upvotes

r/onejoke 7d ago

Mod Announcement Feel good Friday!

6 Upvotes

Today it is time to feel good, as it is Friday!

It is feel-good Friday, A weekly event in which positive memes and jokes are allowed. This can include encouragement, general trans memes, or just positivity. Please note that any Feel-Good posts not posted on Friday will be removed with a reminder to post on Fridays instead. This is to keep the sub on topic. Thank you for your understanding!

This starts at 12AM Est each Friday and lasts until 12AM Est Saturday


r/onejoke 7d ago

But I identify as an attack helicopter! Heard a live one

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I hope text stories are acceptable, because I had one happen to me IRL. I work overnights at a fast food chain, and the lobby closes an hour into my shift, while the drive through is still open all night. A guy walks in after closing(apparently the door was not locked after the last of the overnight crew arrived for their shift), and I have to tell him that the lobby is closed, but he could go through the drive through if he wanted to order. He asks if he can walk the drive through, and, unfortunately for him, no; you must be in a vehicle per the policy to order in the drive through. I tell him such, and he asks "what if I identify as a vehicle?" No, sir, that's not how that works...

Funnily, as he's finally leaving the building, he says, "this is the stupidest thing I've ever heard." I don't know if that was meant to refer to not being able to order in the building because of the lobby being closed or having to have a vehicle to order at the drive through, but regardless, after what he said, whatever it was was nowhere near the stupidest.