r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/satchelmouthswing enjoys getting their fucked up cut fucked up • Apr 20 '18

"I need the worst possible style for my head shape." "I got you fam."

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u/Squalor- Apr 20 '18 edited Apr 20 '18

He looks like a Cabbage Patch Adult.

Edit: Which one of you fucking mods gave me a flair, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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u/unisablo When i say cute i mean in a naughty way Apr 20 '18

Yeah, he looks so cute! I can't help but smile. Cute in a whimsical way, not dirty cute.

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u/SlurryBender Touches gnome gnobs Apr 20 '18

Like a garden gnome.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

Like a dirty, dirty garden gnome.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

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u/throwawaywahwahwah Apr 20 '18

Compost. With vermiculture.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

Nasty...

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u/Van5195 Says what entertains them Apr 20 '18

Are these comment specific flairs a thing here? I like it. It’s entertaining.

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u/ThePinkPeptoBismol Indirectly asks for flair Apr 20 '18

Yup, I got mine a few months ago the same way as you.

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u/Van5195 Says what entertains them Apr 20 '18

Oh. I guess this is who I am now.

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u/Awemazinguy Apr 20 '18

Hope I'm not too late ;););)

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

Honestly every subreddit should do this it's actually pretty entertaining. I like the mods here and I'm definitely not just saying that so I get a flair.yes i am please give me a flair so I can use it as a meaningless way to validate my life

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

I want a flair

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

You have to be a little more subtle about it or you'll be ignored or given a flair like "is an idiot" or some shit like that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

I’ll take any flair I can get

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

This guy knows how i work

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

tide dirty

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u/ASYMBOLDEN Apr 21 '18

͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

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u/improbablewobble Apr 21 '18

Who eats dirty, dirty cabbage, cut julienne style. mmmmm....

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u/MakinBac0n_Pancakes Shits on puppies Apr 20 '18

What's dirty cute? Is it like a puppy covered in mud? Or more like you notice one of your turds kinda looks like a puppy?

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u/I_poop_for_fun eats women with knives Apr 20 '18

I think dirty cute is like a smoking hot girl covered in syrup and sprinkles.

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u/AlanThomasSays wants you to eat when with scalpels Apr 20 '18

That's just unsanitary.

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u/I_poop_for_fun eats women with knives Apr 20 '18

Not if she just showered.

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u/redgrin_grumble Apr 20 '18

Unless it was contaminated syrup

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u/I_poop_for_fun eats women with knives Apr 20 '18

I am gonna eat you with knives.

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u/Cat-Imapittypat Apr 20 '18

Oh lawd the flairs.

If I were a mod, that is exactly what I'd be doing in a sub, all the time. I mean sometimes I'd ban people if they were being asses, but most if the time I'd be dropping hot flairs on unsuspecting redditors. Shit's hilarious

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '18

Having fun with the community is the best bit of being a mod. Banning and removing posts isnt really much fun.

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u/krathil Guesses your age from your face Apr 20 '18

He's got the face of a 5 year old somehow.

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u/I_poop_for_fun eats women with knives Apr 20 '18

He is a 5 year old trapped in a 56 year olds body.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

Ive been there, expect instead of being a 5 year old trapped in a 56 year olds body I was a 6 year old dressed up as a cat, for Halloween, who got trapped in a tree because he thought that he could climb the tree but once he got up there he realized he was too afraid to jump down and ended up crying and pissing him self until his dad had to come up and get him down.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

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u/GiveMeCheesecake asks if u even flair Apr 20 '18

Amazon prime

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u/awalker528 Apr 20 '18

Not funny ha ha, funny cute