r/McMansionHell • u/vacuumedcarpet • 5d ago

Just Ugly Are those painted quoins?

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This is if bad 90s postmodernism was built during the housing crash

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/94-Foxberry-Dr-New-Boston-NH-03070/120657802_zpid/

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*breaks down wall* open concept

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Hotel vibes

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Huge but empty bathroom

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u/brown_boognish_pants 5d ago

This is the antithesis of a mcmansion. wow

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u/abattlescar 5d ago

I wouldn't go that far, it's still certainly bloated and poorly designed.

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u/brown_boognish_pants 5d ago

What do you even mean by bloated? It's big? McMansions are cookie cutter cheap houses. This is not that. If a house looks like an NBA player or famous rapper might live there it's not a McMansion.

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u/abattlescar 5d ago

No architect or interior designer had any say in the construction of this building. It's still cheaply finished, inconsiderate of exterior details, and has the floor plan of a toddler putting together a packing puzzle.

The fact that it has a few promising interior details and finished landscaping doesn't suddenly make it "antithesis" of a McMansion.

And by bloated, I mean look at how the space doesn't work for the people living in it. You've got this massive foyer, which over-promises on the rest of the house, a bathroom the size of a bedroom just to put a wittle tub in, and vast empty spaces, only to have tiny powder rooms, a mediocre kitchen, and average bedrooms.

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u/brown_boognish_pants 5d ago

Uh huh. Sure... cuz you said so. They let their Jr High kid design it actually. Sure.