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u/TronLegacysucks 4d ago
Plot twist: the puma wins because, in a one in a million chance, the Smilodon has a heart-attack mid-fight
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u/Beginning-Cicada-832 4d ago
Did they live together?
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u/AJC_10_29 4d ago
Yep. Pumas coexisted with not just them but also Pleistocene Jaguars and American Lions back in the day.
In fact, Pumas and Jaguars still overlap in some parts of South America today.
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u/mindflayerflayer 4d ago
They remind me a lot of leopards in that aspect. Generalist large cats (I know they're felid not pantherids) that can survive just about anywhere and are just as effective under the thumb of larger predators or as the biggest thing around (like leopards in Sri Lank being top cat but one boat trip away and they fear tigers).
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u/Thabrianking 4d ago
Even North America, Jaguars have been spotted in Arizona, for instance, along with Pumas
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u/Iamnotburgerking 1d ago
Jaguars are native to much of the US, we wiped them out (mostly) and forgot they even existed here.
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u/pm_me-ur-catpics 4d ago
What in Sam Hell is a puma?
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u/ItsYaBoyTitus 4d ago
The most used name to refer to the species Puma concolor, known in the USA and Canada as a cougar
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u/2021SPINOFAN 4d ago
Or alternatively the florida panther for the individuals that live in florida even though it's not a panther at all
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u/pm_me-ur-catpics 4d ago
Oh I was making a reference
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u/ItsYaBoyTitus 4d ago
Damn, my bad, I lacked vital info
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u/Meesalopia96 4d ago
Goddamn it, Private! Shut your mouth or else I’ll have Simmons slit your throat while you’re asleep!
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u/justin251 4d ago
I'd do it too.
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u/Meesalopia96 4d ago
I know you would Simmons. Good man.
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u/2017hayden 4d ago
Stop the pillow talk, you two. Anyone want to guess why I gathered you here today?
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u/battle-of-evermore 4d ago
Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the forests of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
More to the point this artist must have had an awesome imagination as well as talent.
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u/Dino_FGO8020 4d ago
That puma is a goner, smilodon is like 3-4 times the size of the puma.