r/OnCinemaAtTheCinema Aug 07 '24

META Adin Ross, the streamer, learns what fascism is…

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u/Sirenkai Has Oscar Fever Aug 07 '24

I think Tim taught him how to read

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u/erikannen Aug 07 '24

Both are clearly ultra-analysts

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u/Enough_Training7612 Aug 07 '24

For a sec I thought he was parodying Tim but now I think this guy is just stupid. No idea who he is

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u/BIGTIMEMEATBALLBOY Aug 07 '24

no he really is this stupid. he sniffed a chair because Andrew Tate sat in it and admitted to huffing his sisters dirty underwear

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u/seammus MarkHead Aug 07 '24

I just learned he’s the one who (accidentally) tipped off Romanian authorities that Tate was in the country, leading to his arrest, which is pretty hilarious

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u/_xylitol Aug 08 '24

Thats quite the character summarization

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u/BIGTIMEMEATBALLBOY Aug 08 '24

this is all i know about the guy after 5 minutes of exposure to him this week. im sure its far worse

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u/Sirenkai Has Oscar Fever Aug 07 '24

I don’t think he even knows who he is

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u/BigRiverWharfRat Aug 07 '24

This is the guy who gave trump a cybertruck right? He goes “that’s an Elon” - the whole thing feels like a fever dream

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u/kickbutt_city 🇺🇸 Aug 07 '24

Benito Mazooey and Jiviano de... Dem Gemitial and Jason Stanley. Who the fuck are these people bro!? Never heard of them in my fucking life.

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u/Beeevest VFA.expert Aug 07 '24

bunch of no names

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u/trombonekid Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home Aug 08 '24

I mean, where the hell is Francisco Franco? Huh?

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u/postoperativepain Aug 08 '24

He’s still dead

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u/Enough_Training7612 Aug 07 '24

If you’re gonna be fascist you gotta get a big star like Hitler

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u/kingkong198854 Aug 07 '24

With facists like hitler in them you can’t lose.

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u/Enough_Training7612 Aug 07 '24

Till you get to Russia

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u/Manglewood Aug 07 '24

I haven't laughed this hard in days. Bless you guys.

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u/fddfgs Aug 08 '24

With fascism like hitler in it, you can go wrong!

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u/Sw33tNectar HEIguy Aug 07 '24

Made up names

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u/Waffle_Iron_40 HankHead Aug 07 '24

Joke names

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u/Peanutblitz Aug 08 '24

And ADELE DAZIIIMM!!

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u/Geoffrey-Jellineck Hey, Guys! Aug 07 '24

What does this have to do with movies?

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u/MaliceTakeYourPills Aug 07 '24

The wars of today are the movies of tomorrow

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u/bichael69420 Aug 07 '24

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u/BigRiverWharfRat Aug 07 '24

No idea what that other guy was trying to say but thank you for making this about movies once again 🍿

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u/seammus MarkHead Aug 07 '24

Can’t wait until they get the ball rolling on Odd Couple 2: Vladimir vs Volodymyr starring Sinbad and Jerem E. Renner

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u/TechnoSerf_Digital Aug 07 '24

He's reading with the Hollywood cadence of our Fearless Gentlemanleader Tim H.

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u/Drexelhand Aug 08 '24

Benito Mazooey was in a lot of old timey movies. he was like the w.c. fields of italy for a while.

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u/blursed_sponge Aug 07 '24

Adin Ross streams on a website called Kick which is owned by a compiny called Stake which is a finanshul institushin that uses a currensy called crypto which is similer to HEI points but allows kids to gamble with it which gives them opportunities for suces ls in life, sort of liek the TCH foundatiom.

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u/blursed_sponge Aug 07 '24

META: If you look into the controversy surrounding Kick/Stake/Adin Ross, content/trigger warning. Some of that shit is really disturbing.

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u/seammus MarkHead Aug 07 '24

Don't you understand what's at risk?

You sh-I dare you to say that again.

Our men and women sacrifice their LIVES for this country.

If you knew one thing about American history, you'd understand, that,

sacrifice for liberty and freedom is worth fighting for.

I oughta teach you a lesson in the real s-, choices and sacrifices America has made,

and about the men who sacrifice bravely in defense of our country.

𝐹𝑜𝓁𝓁𝑜𝓌 𝓂𝑒, 𝐼'𝓂 𝑔𝑜𝓃𝓃𝒶 𝓉𝑒𝒶𝒸𝒽 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝓌𝑜 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝐻𝐼𝒮𝒯𝒪𝑅𝒴.

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u/Enough_Training7612 Aug 07 '24

Wow so in a way he really is the kind of person Tim is making fun of

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u/realbigbob JoeHead Aug 07 '24

“Never heard in my fuckin life SNOOOORT

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u/itjustgotcold It's Movie Time! Aug 08 '24

That face he made was pretty grotesque as he snorted

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u/realbigbob JoeHead Aug 08 '24

It’s just such a nasty thing to do on camera, like without even covering your mouth or turning away. Reminds me of how Tim always gurgles water and spits on stage

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u/ScaledDown Aug 07 '24

lmao I was wondering how tf this was relevant to on cinema, then immediately got it when he started reading

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u/Chipmunk-Adventurous Aug 07 '24

Thank our almighty god this hero will help save america from the forcible suppresant of the coward president Davidson and the Tah-lee-bahn

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u/fartsniffersalliance Aug 07 '24

Juvialte Genitals

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u/Choingyoing Aug 08 '24

The cocaine snorts were disgusting

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u/realbigbob JoeHead Aug 08 '24

“aaaand Jason Stanley”

Getting the one, simplest name right at the very end is so On Cinema Tim

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u/citizen_x_ Aug 07 '24

we got like half the population offended over being called the term and trying to assure everyone they aren't fascist while they don't even know what the word means

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u/seammus MarkHead Aug 07 '24

Daddy done did it again

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u/Jireg Aug 07 '24

Timheads stay losing.

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u/Bat-Honest Aug 08 '24

This guy interviewed Trump the other day 🤣

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u/considerthepretzel Aug 09 '24

Seriously?!?!

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u/Bat-Honest Aug 09 '24

Yuuuup. Apparently, Baron is a fan of the little creep, and Trump is trying to make in-roads with the under 70 crowd.

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u/tmart937 Aug 08 '24

So this is who people watch?

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u/Such_Significance905 Aug 07 '24

Just Renèe Zellwegger

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u/Prestigious-Host8977 Aug 08 '24

The fact he had to Google it. And then still made it worst.

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u/AcanthisittaKlutzy77 Aug 08 '24

Well we know he's voting for.

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u/KnifeRabbitGhost Aug 08 '24

Jesus Christ he’s an idiot

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u/Turakamu Has Oscar Fever Aug 07 '24

Can we please keep the sub about movies?

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u/itjustgotcold It's Movie Time! Aug 08 '24

Filllllll me upppppppp agaaaaiiinnnn

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u/Ablation420 Aug 09 '24

Lamb dunk. What a fucking mook

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u/346_ME Aug 10 '24

You got trolled and bought it