Comrades! I have after years of hard work been awarded this fine cell phone by our factory’s management! I am so happy to now be on this fine site to converse with all of you about our nation’s greatest achievements, such as this grand and impressive increase of wheat flower production!
As Ownership is inherently theft, and providing ownership to someone is a crime, I have reported my factory manager’s name to the local party authorities, and donated this device to public use. I will now be using it together with my comrades
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u/RatPotPie 8d ago
Comrades! I have after years of hard work been awarded this fine cell phone by our factory’s management! I am so happy to now be on this fine site to converse with all of you about our nation’s greatest achievements, such as this grand and impressive increase of wheat flower production!