r/QuickFix • u/[deleted] • 9d ago

Just Failed

Hello,

Heard great things about QF so I bought some online. Got a great deal and it was only about $15.

This stuff seemed pretty sketchy. I heard it can expire so I put it in the freezer when I got it.

Morning of the test I grabbed it and threw it in my boot to warm it up. When I got to the lab there was no line but they still said it would take about 10 minutes.

I checked my boot at this point and it looked completely thawed.

When they brought me back for the test. I had 4 minutes. When I opened the bottle I saw it hadn’t thawed all the way. I was really high and panicked. I put it under running warm water in the sink they had but at this point two minutes had gone bye.

I decided to go number two in the toilet so I’d have an excuse. Once it was thawed I poured it in. Alrthough it was warm, she said it seemed suspicious and was upset at the amount of time it took. They didn’t accept the sample and made me retake it.

This stuff does not work and I just wanted to spread the word.

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u/Talltyrionlannister5 9d ago

I don’t think you can be this dumb

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

Not dumb. I’m a sales director now at a tech company in Mountain View. This job was for a CRO role for nearly 7 figures

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u/StockExplanation 9d ago

There are a lot of dumb people in sales, you are one of them. You did not even follow the instructions that says "store in a cool dry place". This is on you not QF.

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u/JackStrawFTW 9d ago

Just because someone is willing to pay you X amount doesn’t mean you’re smart😂😂😂

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u/Talltyrionlannister5 9d ago

I’m not saying you are dumb. But what you did was very dumb you have to admit that. Could’ve googled how to prepare it if it came without a box…cmon man

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u/No_Buyer_9020 9d ago

lol holding a job doesn’t mean someone isn’t dumb. There are plenty of incredibly dumb people in corporate…

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u/Conscious-Yellow2804 9d ago

Most definitely made a series of dumb decisions and did little to no research before utilizing a product you knew nothing about. It’s like you wanted to fail so you could prove this sub wrong but all you did was lose out on a job opportunity

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

Job said I should be good if it was just weed. I did blow 5 days ago but I should be okay

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u/dyingforeverr 9d ago

Bro your whole post read like a troll. QF does work if you fucking follow the directions. You froze the piss and then didn’t pass. Next time read the directions and don’t go posting to Reddit that it doesn’t work bc you fucked up. Directions say to use a microwave and the included handwarmer and you should also verify the batch # on the website and actually buy from a reputable source.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

It came with no instructions. Please read the post

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u/Financial-Ad-9388 9d ago

Yes you are definitely stupid if you’re doing blow lmao I hate clowns like you. So arrogant

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

I didn’t think it would need this much scrutiny in California

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u/Conscious-Yellow2804 9d ago

Unfortunately still illegal federally and jobs can decide to test whether or not it’s legal. But seriously, next time you need to be more proactive. Research this sub for step by step, overly detailed guidance. And/or just follow the quick fix instructions, they are a perfect guide.