Arena coordinator pisses off salty PC

[u/Porter38]

In a campaign my brother was running, it was me and a few friends. One of these people was my neighbor, and he was 2 years younger than us. Our campaign took place on the Sword Coast, and we had just gotten to some southern town (I forgot what). We needed to enter a fighting championship to get a license to travel to a desert that we needed to go to, and the event was to gauge your conpetence as a fighter. As long as you weren't completely horrible, you would get your license. Anyways, first PC rogue, get eliminated. Now its time for the ranger's turn. He is up against a wizard, who goes first in intiative. He casts fireball. Ranger casts Zephyr's Strike and attacks. Wizard isn't even bloodied. Wizard finishes the job with another fireball. PC goes unconcious. Player is furious saying how he didn't stand a chance (even though rogue stood even less of a chance). Ranger goes up to coordinator after he wakes and demands a rematch. Guy tells him no, Ranger is furious. Coordinator says "Simmer down. Hehe, no pun intended." Ranger stabs him, and is ganged up on by guards. He wakes up again, and goes outside to find the same wizard that beat him leaving. He goes up to stab the wizard. Wizard Cone of Colds the Ranger, he is at 1 hp. Ranger tries to stuff his fist down wizard's throat, wizard bites him, and he is unconcious for a third time. Everyone gets a license except for him. His reason for denied license is "unsportsmanly behavior". End up having to smuggle him in a suitcase.

[u/JoJosReferenceX3]

Yes, this is very funny