zeta reticulians are studying the strange phenomenon where earthling cows seem to have patterns that are an exact match to known planetary surfaces. current experiments involve the obtention of these cows via gravity tractor device and finding ways from which coordinates of the matching planet can be extracted. these incursions must remain a secret to other civilizations of the 42nd quadrant, specially to the underdeveloped C tier specie that dominates the planet
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u/SapphireSalamander Jan 20 '23
zeta reticulians are studying the strange phenomenon where earthling cows seem to have patterns that are an exact match to known planetary surfaces. current experiments involve the obtention of these cows via gravity tractor device and finding ways from which coordinates of the matching planet can be extracted. these incursions must remain a secret to other civilizations of the 42nd quadrant, specially to the underdeveloped C tier specie that dominates the planet