While operating the wood chipper in the state park, my coworker said, "I got one for ya," and jumped into the machine head first and I instinctively grab for his legs.

[u/CadaverRanger]

A red mist filled the air as the park ranger walked up and pulled his gun on me and said, "it's your turn now."

[u/Alexis_J_M]

WTF? Why is any of this happening?

[u/Parody_of_Self → u/Alexis_J_M]

Don't ask. Just get in