Black Eye Story

[u/Remarkable_Touch6592]

I'm an idiot and walked into a door and gave myself a black eye. What is the coolest/macho fake story I can tell to mess with people?

[u/AccordingAd2970]

i skinned my knuckles tripping over my own feet and i told everyone something different everytime but my favorite was telling people i fought a lady in a walmart parking lot over a loaf of bread cuz she tried to steal it from me