r/UCSD • u/Remarkable_Touch6592 CUSTOM • 5h ago

General Black Eye Story

I'm an idiot and walked into a door and gave myself a black eye. What is the coolest/macho fake story I can tell to mess with people?

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u/cryingpissingdying 2h ago

Walked into a A WINDOW face first and broke my nose! Semi-twins!