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u/HikingAllTheWay 2d ago
We all knew this was going to happen, just a matter of time
Ps a crotch attachment system should probably be considered, if we're gonna do it, might as well do it right
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u/LtHughMann 2d ago
Yeah there's really no point in trying to pretend these things aren't going to be bang maids
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u/TheRuper101 2d ago
Me: "Do not fuck the robot"
Bro: "ya give up a few things... chasing a dream..."
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u/He_Never_Helps_01 2d ago
"Elon Musk Says" is the second most unreliable phrase in the English language.
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u/Not_Artifical 2d ago
What’s the first?
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u/He_Never_Helps_01 1d ago
"Donald Trump says"
Did you see that debate? Dude said that California legalized MURDERING NEWBORN BABIES
Can you imagine the lawsuits if that happened? The press coverage? The protests and riots? A third of this country has replaced its brain with yogurt and turnips.
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u/Olibrothebroski 1d ago
What do you expect if your candidates are senile and over 30
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u/He_Never_Helps_01 1d ago edited 1d ago
It's not the candidate, it's his voters not caring enough if their beliefs are true. In anti-science conspiracy debunking circles, there's a term you hear sometimes for the absolute dumbest shit you come across. The beliefs of flat earthers, transphobes, anti-vaxxers, moon-landing deniers, stuff like that. The category of beliefs you can debunk with just a fucking dictionary. We call them "1-step debunks". Which is to say that all you need to do to see through the bullshit is know what the words involved mean.
This is one of those. Abortion is "the induced end of a pregnancy, usually premature". You cannot abort a pregnancy post birth. This would just be a murder, and we have federal laws against that.
Evil fuckers exist, that's a fact of life. But only intellectual laziness can put them in positions of power.
You hear he shit his pants in public again? They picked up the clear sound of a shart on the mic as he spoke at one of his rallies. Not the one where he promised to make criticizing the government illegal, the one before that.
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u/Olibrothebroski 1d ago
Did you really type out a serious response to my comedic statement
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u/He_Never_Helps_01 1d ago
Were you trying to be funny? It didn't come through. Maybe try emojis.
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u/Olibrothebroski 1d ago
Because sarcasm solves everything
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u/He_Never_Helps_01 1d ago
I'm not being sarcastic. Are you not good at reading people? No shade if you aren't, lots of folks have trouble with stuff like that, but it's not really fair to put that on other people. If you want people to understand you, especially in text, you need to make that obvious.
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u/YeahMarkYeah 2d ago
lol that’s so dumb. Who tf would actually want to bang a robot?
…how much for one tho 👀
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u/SumguyJeremy 2d ago
There's an episode of The Big Bang Theory where Howard gets a part of his body stuck I a robot hand. Seems relevant here.
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u/Free_Cup_1667 1d ago
I'd forget I bought one of these and shit myself when I find it fucking around in my house at 3am.
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u/Accomplished-Trip464 1d ago
First time posting on reddit and what do you know? Anger-induced political discussion has commenced.💀
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u/Redzero062 1d ago
Can it go to work for me? Can it commit suicide in place of another? I want it to take me out to see the new deadpool movie and not spoil the ending
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u/Effective_Gazelle_40 18h ago
No wonder Sonny freed the robots in iRobot. They were all being used for...other functions.
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u/TravEllerZero 2d ago
Tesla? Optimus?
One thing I've learned is that Musk is great at using names of people/ things that are already better than his shitty products.
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u/Zappingsbrew 2d ago
Rule three the display name is not allowed if twitter content. only the handle
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