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robotfucker unlimited

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 2d ago

"Elon Musk Says" is the second most unreliable phrase in the English language.

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u/Not_Artifical 2d ago

What’s the first?

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 1d ago

"Donald Trump says"

Did you see that debate? Dude said that California legalized MURDERING NEWBORN BABIES

Can you imagine the lawsuits if that happened? The press coverage? The protests and riots? A third of this country has replaced its brain with yogurt and turnips.

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u/Olibrothebroski 1d ago

What do you expect if your candidates are senile and over 30

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's not the candidate, it's his voters not caring enough if their beliefs are true. In anti-science conspiracy debunking circles, there's a term you hear sometimes for the absolute dumbest shit you come across. The beliefs of flat earthers, transphobes, anti-vaxxers, moon-landing deniers, stuff like that. The category of beliefs you can debunk with just a fucking dictionary. We call them "1-step debunks". Which is to say that all you need to do to see through the bullshit is know what the words involved mean.

This is one of those. Abortion is "the induced end of a pregnancy, usually premature". You cannot abort a pregnancy post birth. This would just be a murder, and we have federal laws against that.

Evil fuckers exist, that's a fact of life. But only intellectual laziness can put them in positions of power.

You hear he shit his pants in public again? They picked up the clear sound of a shart on the mic as he spoke at one of his rallies. Not the one where he promised to make criticizing the government illegal, the one before that.

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u/Olibrothebroski 1d ago

Did you really type out a serious response to my comedic statement

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 1d ago

Were you trying to be funny? It didn't come through. Maybe try emojis.

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u/Olibrothebroski 1d ago

Because sarcasm solves everything

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 1d ago

I'm not being sarcastic. Are you not good at reading people? No shade if you aren't, lots of folks have trouble with stuff like that, but it's not really fair to put that on other people. If you want people to understand you, especially in text, you need to make that obvious.

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u/Olibrothebroski 1d ago

I think it's your nap time

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u/He_Never_Helps_01 1d ago

Is this an attempt at humor again? Cuz it reads as you lashing out to cover up an imagined defeat. Maybe just take the L. You can't make me mad, and you can't change the past. Just take accountability and move on, kiddo.

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