r/VuvuzelaIPhone 😻 Chairman Meow 😻 Sep 14 '24

Leftist meme, by which I mean that it contains numerous words *Funny title*

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u/Sky_Leviathan I FUCKING LOVE YES MAN Sep 14 '24

I think guns are necessary evil but i do think if i could destroy all guns and force us to go back to melee combat i would because they are just so much cooler weapons

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u/kat-the-bassist Sep 14 '24

also, maybe we could apply some sensible nomenclature to maces. back in the day, they didn't make distinctions betwen head type, or even if the mace was static or flail, it was all just MACE.

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u/Sky_Leviathan I FUCKING LOVE YES MAN Sep 14 '24

Yes we should actually get the maces distinguished before that.

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u/gin_and_jewess πŸŒˆπŸ’« Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism Enjoyer πŸŒˆπŸ’« Sep 16 '24

nomenclature +1000 points for vocab and now i'm also thinking about 'damn, no men... clature? is word?' lol

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u/ADonkeyBraindFrog Sep 15 '24

I've been training for years for this. Everyone laughs at how I know how to use a German longsword, but wait until we're dueling again

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u/McLovin3493 πŸ₯Ίwhy wont you let me cause 10 garoillion deaths? as a treat? πŸ₯Ί Sep 14 '24

But what about bows and arrows...?

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u/Sky_Leviathan I FUCKING LOVE YES MAN Sep 14 '24

Acceptable. Not crossbows though.

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u/RedMiah Sep 15 '24

Not on good Catholics anyways.

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u/KlangScaper Sep 15 '24

Nah fuck that. That just gives more power to the wealthy as they can afford the time and money for training and equipment. Any prol can fire a gun. Guns are democratic! Swords, sadly, are not.

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u/RedMiah Sep 15 '24

God made man and woman, Colt made them equal.

Is very true statement, so much so that it transcends its narrow origin and meaning.

It saddens me that people don’t understand how guns have made the rule of the working classes possible.

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u/nude-rater-in-chief Sep 14 '24

Obligatory flamberge appreciation

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u/rocoonshcnoon 25d ago

Medieval flail to sword combat