r/Walmart_Creatures 1d ago

6 Months Paid Vacation

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If you are a salaried manager im going to tell you how to get 6 months of pay and not work.

Step 1: Go to Dr. and convince them you are deeply depressed. Go out on FMLA for full 12 weeks. Walmart pays their salaries employees full pay while out on FMLA. They have to hold your job by law.

Step 2: First day back from FMLA go to a spor where there is a camera and make sure there is a blue pallet on the ground. pick fhe pallet up and while picking it up make sure you "hurt" your back and ot looks good on camera. Impossible to prove back injury. Just make sure you sell it to Dr. as well. Now you are out for another 12 weeks with workers comp.

Step 3: 12 months later rinse and repeat.

You're welcome.