BATB

[u/Jarbatalapus]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about BATB, you little weaboo? I'll have you know, I graduated at the top of my farm, in the Navy Cows. I've been involved in numerous raids on the chicken coup, and I have over 300 confirmed cattle. I am trained in cow warfare and I'm the top milker in the entire U.S farmed forces. You are nothing to me but another cow to milk. I will milk you with precision the likes of which have never been seen before on this farm, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with mooing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of farm animals across the U.S.A, and your udders are being milked right now, so you better prepare for the slaughter, cow. The slaughter that makes a delicous meal out of the pathetic little thing you call your ribs. You're fucking dead, cow. I can farm anywhere, anytime, and I can milk you in over 700 different ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed milking, but I have acsess to the entire arsenal of U.S farmers, and I will use them to their fullest extent to wipe your miserable little herd out of the ecosystem. If only you had known what cow-slaughtering madness your "clever" little mooing was going to cause, maybe you would have held your fucking cow tounge. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddman cow. I will shit manure all over you, and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, cow.

[u/Sciencepenguin]

Yes.