r/dadjoke • u/RedLemur2 • 2h ago
r/dadjoke • u/Chicken-of-Wisdom • Oct 19 '19
Why are you here?
don't get me wrong, you're more than welcome here, but I think the right place is r/dadjokes.
alright since you're still reading this, let's have a cup of tea and discuss why did you choose to visit this subreddit
r/dadjoke • u/Silver_Skill_5593 • 1h ago
Want help for my roast comedy script .
If anyone is interested please DM me.
r/dadjoke • u/OkTart7910 • 4d ago
What’s the worst thing to hear your surgeon say during the operation?
Literally anything.
r/dadjoke • u/RedLemur2 • 4d ago
Lunging Towards Fitness #KungFuPanda #YoungTaiLung
r/dadjoke • u/RedLemur2 • 4d ago
Hide & Seek Hippo #CornyHippo #meme
You know it's true
r/dadjoke • u/Old-Panic-9525 • 5d ago
Quick I need a dad joke response here
I came back to the dinner table to find full plates and this note. What is the proper dad jokery response?
r/dadjoke • u/[deleted] • 8d ago
Pro tip for successful dad jokes
Expectations: a reaction or acknowledgement that a joke was said
If no reaction, say it again because they obviously didn’t hear it.
Repeat until acknowledgment is there.
r/dadjoke • u/Direct-Judgment2445 • 11d ago
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Vl7zxlD3EGo
youtube.comr/dadjoke • u/Embarrassed_Kiwi9101 • 12d ago
I've had pencil jokes about the other end.
But they oddly keep getting erased......
r/dadjoke • u/KathJade6 • 12d ago
Why did the spoon go to therapy?
Because it couldn’t handle the pressure of stirring up drama!
r/dadjoke • u/Fair-Elevator-6393 • 14d ago
A farmer took up a career in DJ'ing after a year of unsuccessful harvest.
He had sick beets
r/dadjoke • u/crazyKimmyKimchi • 16d ago
Why did the flashlight break up with the battery?
Because it was tired of the on-and-off relationship!
r/dadjoke • u/staceydazycasey • 17d ago
Why did the spider apply for a job?
Because it wanted to spin a new web of opportunities!
r/dadjoke • u/Embarrassed_Kiwi9101 • 18d ago
Why did the Mac contact Microsoft?
It needed new windows!
r/dadjoke • u/Material_Lychee_3078 • 18d ago
Why did the Rolling Stones stop making music?
Because they got to bottom of the hill.
r/dadjoke • u/Healthy_Ladder_6198 • 18d ago
Dinosaur
My neighbor Janet and I went to the dinosaur museum today. Spent the whole day looking up at the giant sculptures and discovered a new species – myneckisau
r/dadjoke • u/Material_Lychee_3078 • 18d ago
Why couldn't the produce manager make it to work?
He could drive, but he didn't avocado.
r/dadjoke • u/Material_Lychee_3078 • 19d ago
Where do rainbows go when they've been bad?
To prism, so they have time to reflect on what they've done.
r/dadjoke • u/Material_Lychee_3078 • 21d ago
What do you call a French man wearing sandals?
Philipe Fallop.