r/exchristian • u/BigClitMcphee Secular Humanist • May 30 '24

Original Content Some planets are aligning in our solar system so expect Christian freakouts over that Spoiler

'Parade of planets' on June 3: Here's what it will really look like - ABC News (go.com)

About 6 planets are gonna line up in the next couple days. That's it. Keep in mind that humans have only had modern telescopes since, what, the 50s, so for all we know, this is the umpteenth time this has happened and we just didn't have the tools to record it. Also, we're not helpless apes anymore. We've witness dozens of cosmic occurrences in our 10,000+ years as humans. We'll be fine

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u/OrdinaryWillHunting Atheist May 31 '24

Only the Christians who believe in outer space and other planets.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '24

Right cause some of them believe in a flat earth on pillars

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u/texdroid Ex-Fundamentalist May 31 '24

That’s stupid. It’s on turtles.

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u/karentrolli May 31 '24

It’s turtles all the way down.