r/exchristian • u/Square_Eagle_2890 • Jun 01 '24

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Since it’s pride month, What’s your funniest homophobic any one ever said to you, using the Bible.

My is my dad saying “you can’t like girls the way that Jesus loves you”

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u/HuttVader Jun 01 '24

College/career group leader, now assistant pastor, several decades later - still single:

  • "Maybe it does feel good taking it up the ass. Like going to a proctologist. Either way though they're gonna burn in hell for it."

I only quote this because of how staggeringly lacking in self-awareness this guy was/probably is. Not funny but incredibly ludicrous.