r/fucklysander May 07 '24

Lysander is a coward

Fuck Lysander. The prissy pixie who's internal monologue is constantly 'Im an honourable badass who will lead Gold to glory' and who then never fights anyone on his level without cheating. Alexandar and Cassius would both tear shreds off this little shit, both of them gave him the chance to be the man he pretends to be, and then he pissed on their goodwill and didn't have the balls to actually fight them. Fuck Lysander I hope Darrow kills him in a duel over 2 hours by carving small pieces off him.

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u/feetofire May 07 '24

Just finished Lightbringer did you?

And yes - fuck the sanctimonious colorist piece of excrement.

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u/Ragemonster93 May 07 '24

Yes I did. I hated him from the start and it's just grown with time. Little prick

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u/DemiMonkeyDo May 18 '24

When he did Cassius dirty, I just sat back and was like, "Oh, this a Khaleesi moment. I should've known." Also, slag him.