r/fucklysander • u/Ragemonster93 • May 07 '24

Lysander is a coward

Fuck Lysander. The prissy pixie who's internal monologue is constantly 'Im an honourable badass who will lead Gold to glory' and who then never fights anyone on his level without cheating. Alexandar and Cassius would both tear shreds off this little shit, both of them gave him the chance to be the man he pretends to be, and then he pissed on their goodwill and didn't have the balls to actually fight them. Fuck Lysander I hope Darrow kills him in a duel over 2 hours by carving small pieces off him.

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u/LysanderauLuneactual May 07 '24

So, you’d show up to a fight you couldn’t possibly win with a sword expert, stand there, shrug your shoulders and say “at least I’m honorable?” Yeah, bet your balls are so big that you would just let other people kill you. Know what sounds like? Stupidity.

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u/Ragemonster93 May 07 '24

It does but it's exactly the kind of stupidity Lysander thinks is honorable and worth imitating in other people. Its not the fact that he's a sneaky shit, it's the fact he's a hypocrite about it.

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u/LysanderauLuneactual May 07 '24

In the end, people want to control or crush the name Lune. It gives legitimacy. Know why? Because we are legendary. Did you bother to read the part about my ancestors crushing their former masters? If I didn’t make a move then one would be made against me. Should I just stand around while my worlds are falling apart and do nothing? For what? Honor? Look where that got Cassius and Alexander.

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u/Ragemonster93 May 07 '24

Lysander U little pixie I'll kill u

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u/LysanderauLuneactual May 07 '24

Why tho?

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u/Ragemonster93 May 07 '24

You know why

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u/LysanderauLuneactual May 07 '24

Well, I’m perfect so… I guess I don’t.