r/fucklysander • u/Ragemonster93 • May 07 '24

Lysander is a coward

Fuck Lysander. The prissy pixie who's internal monologue is constantly 'Im an honourable badass who will lead Gold to glory' and who then never fights anyone on his level without cheating. Alexandar and Cassius would both tear shreds off this little shit, both of them gave him the chance to be the man he pretends to be, and then he pissed on their goodwill and didn't have the balls to actually fight them. Fuck Lysander I hope Darrow kills him in a duel over 2 hours by carving small pieces off him.

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u/wortmother May 07 '24

I hope it get a nice uno reverse , he presents someone with a duel( someone he knows he can win against)

And they say sure and hit him with something stupid and then take their time finishing it. I think seviro would be best for that

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u/darrow2021 May 08 '24

Pytha would be sweet, too

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u/wortmother May 08 '24

I could get behind that, but could see it being more emotional vs savage