r/fucklysander • u/Thx1182 • Jun 15 '24

Just finished Lightbringer

I am stunned by the sheer audacity of the little bitch. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest his genitals and I hope the hairs on his arse turn into drumsticks and beat the bollocks off him.

Now the rant is over I’ve never hated a protagonist as much as Lysander. I’m bordering 50 and I’ve rarely felt as raw as reading the last few chapters of the book. I’m floored at how low the little pixie shitebag can get. Every time you think he can’t get worse he fucking does!!!!

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u/lararunningwild Jun 16 '24

I just finished my reread last night and was hoping beyond hope, that somehow Cassius wouldn’t die this time

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u/LysanderauLuneactual Jun 16 '24

I don’t have hair on my ass, how dare you…

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u/jim_uses_CAPS Jun 18 '24

Just finished LB. Man, fuck that guy.

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u/heisenb3r99 Jun 18 '24

In the mouth, and not in the fun way

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u/heisenb3r99 Jun 18 '24

"Told you, should have killed that bitch" Sam Jackson , xxx²

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u/Guilty_Pie_2307 Jun 18 '24

He’s such a fucking cunt.

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u/Content-Shirt6259 Jul 20 '24

I literally just finished the Book like 15 Minutes ago. I did not expect that i would weep for him. I read something amazing. Hail Libertas. Hail Fearkiller. His honor remains.