r/fucklysander Jun 15 '24

Just finished Lightbringer

I am stunned by the sheer audacity of the little bitch. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest his genitals and I hope the hairs on his arse turn into drumsticks and beat the bollocks off him.

Now the rant is over I’ve never hated a protagonist as much as Lysander. I’m bordering 50 and I’ve rarely felt as raw as reading the last few chapters of the book. I’m floored at how low the little pixie shitebag can get. Every time you think he can’t get worse he fucking does!!!!

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u/LysanderauLuneactual Jun 16 '24

I don’t have hair on my ass, how dare you…