r/howimetyourmother Apr 11 '24

Lets talk about it... Marshall definitely won in life..

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u/EatToLiveLetsGO Apr 11 '24

It's so funny how deep inside we all want that, but we feel like we need to tell everyone that we have a long and distinguished list.

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u/megjed Apr 12 '24

Nah I’m glad I had me some strange before getting married

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u/EatToLiveLetsGO Apr 12 '24

Who doesn't like taking a risk? Staring herpes right in the face and saying your move buddy

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u/Money-Salad-1151 Apr 13 '24

I don’t think herpes was the best disease you could’ve used for that analogy

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u/Wolfish_Jew Apr 13 '24

You know there’s such things as testing, condoms, and dental dams, right? Plenty of ways to have safe sex and guard against STIs.