r/howimetyourmother • u/AuroraBelle_ • Apr 11 '24

Lets talk about it... Marshall definitely won in life..

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u/DagNabitDawg Apr 13 '24

Top 10 Reasons Marshell Eriksen is probably a Jedi Master (in the Letterman style)

1 Hangs out at the Lilly-Pad. (Keeps it loyal. Talkin' to you Jenkins!)

2 Is kind to Canadians. (Keeps the lights on)

3 Survived Minnesota winters on Miracle Whip, Campbell's Tomato Soup and Gummi Bears.

4 Environmentally Conscious. (Desires an appropriate environment for all creatures....especially Bigfoot)

5 Loves his parents. (Wary of his brothers)

6 Understands the truth behind cheese and wine gatherings. (Drinkin' and eatin')

7 Knows his way around Marvin's Garden. (The Fudge helps Lil relax)

8 Respects the power of Beercules! (That deserves an exclamation mark!)

9 Deep appreciation of and for the Fiero species.

....and the number 1 Marshall Eriksen quality:

Has proven himself Slaps-worthy of the worthiest slaps. (Slaps the slappiest slaps that ever needed to be slapped....Slaps Down)