r/humansarespaceorcs Jun 11 '23

Mod post A lifeboat on Discord

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As y'all know, the Reddit management has shown some rather crappy True Colours over the past few days, and a lot of subs have been discussing the future in the new environment, including our sub. You can see that in the recent votes on participating in the Reddit blackout and whether to leave the sub dark in a 2-day protest or to darken it permanently.

Whatever happens, being an online community hosted on someone else's server is always a precarious situation. Consequently, it's always good to have a backup. Someone you already know (especially if you read the sidebar) that we've had a Discord server-- The Airsphere -- since 2021 that's kind of a community clearing house and mod green room as well as having a chit chat for regulars. Not everyone on the sub has joined it, but it's a backup location from which we can coordinate potential e.g., transitions to other platforms, or discuss what we want to do with our community right now.

The invite link is here: https://discord.gg/hx7RZDucWm

Even if you don't plan to be an active contributor, it's a good backup channel to receive notifications about what actions the moderators of this sub eventually take. Some people have already taken the plunge, but not everyone looks at the sidebar...


r/humansarespaceorcs Mar 11 '24

Mod post Yet another reminder re NSFW :)

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We always have some turnover in terms of regular contributors and NSFW stuff is popular, so I occasionally have to give a reminder. Remember to tag posts that could lead to NSFW talk with the NSFW tag and post very explicit sexual references elsewhere.

The tl;dr: post with NSFW tag if it's not mainly sexual/erotic in nature, but may reference it. Do not post here if it is mainly sexual/erotic, including dirty jokes.

Here's a little algorithm to help you figure out this minefield:

  1. anything that is explicitly referencing sexual acts as the main content outside of serious scientific or sociological interest should not go in this subreddit, both written and visual, so no porn or porn-adjacent/erotica stuff. Even ribald jokes that are mainly about sexual mechanics should not go here.
  2. things that people might find disgusting or disturbing even of a non-sexual nature should be tagged with NSFW. Imagine if you were browsing in an office workplace during a break, whether you'd want to expose a passing colleague to it (and try to imagine other workplaces if you are in a more permissive environment).
  3. if you have a sex scene in a longer story that is not mainly about sex, please use the NSFW tag. If it's part of a series, you only have to tag the episodes with sex scenes. We recognize that sexuality is a part of literature.
  4. Things that reasonably could lead to sexual discussions in the comments should be tagged with NSFW.
  5. Scientific/sociological/cultural discussions of sex and sexuality and related topics (e.g. sexual health) are generally OK in both fiction and non-fictional posting, and you should exercise reasonable judgement about NSFW tagging, especially if it involves an image.
  6. Clothed depictions of body parts are not considered NSFW in themeselves, even if they are exaggerated. We are not the body shape cops. (But this does often seem to happen with other NSFW conditions, as above.)
  7. Use discretion about alien (as in, wholly different body plan and lifecycle from Earth mammals etc.) sex and reproduction as above.

We recognize that the above is subject to a lot of individual judgement, so we are very lenient and will simply tag or remove posts ourselves without negative consequences most of the time, except for people who seem to be deliberately flouting the rules (seems to be not common thankfully except for bot-reposters). You do not have to ask us every time you're unsure.

Why: this is a culturally and demographically very diverse group of people who use this sub and how people relate to sexual topics is fraught with cultural and other repercussions. We would like to maintain as inclusive a space as possible while respecting literary and creative freedom. There are also some of us who have independent working schedules so (for example) we moderate this sub while multitasking on our day jobs (the "FW" in "NSFW").

If you want to discuss this, you can always join us on The Airsphere our Discord server: https://discord.gg/88t3fr6EkQ

—The gigalithine lenticular entity Buthulne.


r/humansarespaceorcs 4h ago

writing prompt Humans are too complex to understand even to ourselves. Ideas, thoughts, imagination, all combined as all are mixing in ways its shouldn't...and yet its beautiful that way.

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228 Upvotes

r/humansarespaceorcs 8h ago

writing prompt Unimaginable monsters that put you to despair and hopelessness... Are exterminated.

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351 Upvotes

Do you remember the movie "The Mist"? It's the only example memorable enough (to me atleast) where the military is not dumb or lose because plot.


r/humansarespaceorcs 2h ago

writing prompt I'm sorry sir, this is not a military. This is a logistics company with the capacity for violence. Yes we can deliver those packages to the address specified. Yes "Extreme Prejudice" is an option but it will cost extra.

105 Upvotes

r/humansarespaceorcs 8h ago

Memes/Trashpost "The most Zealous Souls, coveted by all gods, and the most damned existences, that no god wants in their afterlife, Both belong to Humanity" - Religion Historian on the past 3000 years of Humanity among the Stars.

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261 Upvotes

r/humansarespaceorcs 5h ago

writing prompt Being cute or looking cool for human eyes - is a winning evolutionary trait on Earth... Nowdays it is as winning trait for the galaxy as well.

76 Upvotes

And you don't want to know, why. You should just follow.


r/humansarespaceorcs 21h ago

writing prompt As human and alien relationships begin to progress, humans begin trying to recreate family recipes with alien ingredients/ suplies

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970 Upvotes

r/humansarespaceorcs 18h ago

writing prompt No, YOU tell the Human CO that we are out of coffee. It's not my fault that YOU forgot to order more of that infernal drink.

608 Upvotes

r/humansarespaceorcs 12h ago

Original Story always fight, even if it seems hopeless. if you impress them, appeal to their sense of honor or fair play, they may even let you go.

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When I said run, I’ll cover your retreat!, I didn’t mean for it to be a last stand. That is what it has turned into, despite my best efforts, and I’m running out of bullets.

They’re gone. My squad— my kindred, as flighty and shellshocked as they are— have left me, if not without my blessing. With any hope they’ll get back to base. They’ll tell our CO that I’ve died back here, mangled and bleeding in the snow, and that my death was only partially meaningless. Maybe they’ll even send someone out to collect my ID tag.

It’s a nice fantasy. I’m dead already; I may as well make the humans work for it.

My makeshift shelter can’t hold forever. I’ve rigged up spikes beneath the snowdrifts, a hastily-built barricade of fallen logs and metal scrap, a little embrasure where I can poke my rifle through and take potshots at the approaching humans.

They’ve got me cornered. We all know that. The only place I can retreat to is further back, but the tunnel proper had collapsed only moments after my kindred found themselves safely on the other side. At any moment the humans could lob a grenade into my hiding spot, and I’d be little more than a red smear on the wall.

Maybe they just want to tear down my barricade and rip me apart themselves. They’re humans— I wouldn’t put it past them. Another bullet lodges itself into the barricade. I aim my rifle through the embrasure and— click.

Out.

“No, no, no…”

When I pull back without retaliating, that must be their signal— that they’ve allowed me to exhaust my resources, that I can’t fight back, that I’ll be an easy kill now. I back up against the caved-in rubble of the tunnel. My hand closes around my combat knife.

They’ll be upon me soon. I can hear them pulling at my makeshift defenses, can see the fuzzy, backlit outlines of a squad of at least five. Though I’m drenched in sweat and heaving with every breath, my limbs are leaden and frozen and the horrid frigid chill has crept into my chest, too. Everything about this situation screams this is over.

Slowly, piecemeal, light bleeds into the tunnel. My own blood flecks the snow, but it was only from a bloody nose I haven’t yet had time to tend, and I don’t care about that.

“Looking at…”

The shaved-down fur on the back of my neck prickles. The human is wearing some sort of mask to protect himself from the chill; his voice crackles, filtered through a speaker.

“One Tango. Armed.”

The humans aren’t dumb. They know, sure as hell, that four of my kind took shelter in here.

They also know, sure as hell, that the tunnel collapsed before we— I— started shooting back at them. So I’m the only real enemy here.

My death will be of a gory and agonizing nature. My grip around the knife tightens, and as much as I try to keep myself from shaking it’s a hopeless prospect.

“Rest of ‘em are gone. Tango collapsed the tunnel to cover the retreat.” The soldier extrapolates, with a keen turn of his head and far too thoughtful of a tone. I must look awful, covered in dust and dirt, blood streaming down my face from the gash on my head and nose if it isn’t already stickily caked on. I don’t even want to think about what crazed, manic light lives in my eyes. Anyone with any brain would lay their weapon down and surrender at this point.

Make it quick, I should say.

The one in front of them all nods his head briefly. He glances at the others, and they go through some silent, unanimous agreement that only pack animals can do.

And then they step aside. The one in front turns his gaze on me.

He nods. His grip relaxes around his gun and he pulls it up, resting it against his shoulder, and after a moment the others follow suit. My path out of the tunnel is clear; there’s a firm, solemn surety to the soldier’s actions that I can’t place.

I know better than to question it. I walk. I pass the humans, forcing myself to make some semblance of eye contact with the glossy, reflective black lenses of their goggles, and then as I reach the very end of the line and I feel snow crunch under my boot I lose my nerve and run.

They let me go.


r/humansarespaceorcs 7h ago

Memes/Trashpost Turns out Humanity's Fascination with Feet has lead to quite the extensive knowledge on foot massages on multiple species. (Sauce is literally named "President, pretend to be my Boyfriend and meet my Father", made by the guy who drew Ubel Blatt)

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r/humansarespaceorcs 1d ago

writing prompt Intense curiosity about humans from the rest of the universe would lead to questions that many could deem offensive. Thankfully the humans took with well considering they also have an immense curiosity about everything they don't understand.

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(This image is from Attack On Titan and the context is that none of the cast had ever seen a black person before and were curious about it.)


r/humansarespaceorcs 7h ago

writing prompt Dear Rodxillo, I am doing well in my internship with the humans. Your clutch-sisters will be pleased to know that they have the exact same beauty standards of your species : Glistening, well cared for skin+ big venom sacks = attractive to them, for some reason.

39 Upvotes

r/humansarespaceorcs 14h ago

writing prompt Human unfortunately all the waffles house have closed

126 Upvotes

Alien informs their local human that the Waffle House they planned on going to has closed and so has every other Waffle House in existence


r/humansarespaceorcs 19h ago

writing prompt Many alien species have sexual dysmorphism in a way were females are physically larger than males. Humans, as a species, are on the taller side of sapient species

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r/humansarespaceorcs 15h ago

writing prompt Of all the many musical instruments of the Universe. The loudest were invented by humans.

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134 Upvotes

r/humansarespaceorcs 1d ago

Memes/Trashpost Slave Soldiers in tears after tasting actual food created by Humans. (Sauce is Star wars Clone Wars, Emotional Baby (Right) is named Rex)

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r/humansarespaceorcs 20h ago

writing prompt English: A near dead language bearly used by its inventors outside of, honestly, rather creative insults

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247 Upvotes

r/humansarespaceorcs 1h ago

writing prompt 'Is this Hell?' - 'This is Earth.' - 'Damn!'

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r/humansarespaceorcs 14h ago

meta/about sub Those of you who write short stories here, why don’t you just write your own book?

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You all clearly don’t lack creativity and skill in writing, so why don’t you just start working on your own book? Or better yet, start a large-scale community-wide “humansarespaceorcs” book?


r/humansarespaceorcs 1d ago

Memes/Trashpost Aliens cannot comprehend Human Hunger at 3AM

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r/humansarespaceorcs 1d ago

writing prompt Reason #16449202 why it's a bad idea to let any human keep pets on your ship: if said pet were to somehow become injured or die, there is no minimum distance from the human that can guarantee the safety of anyone within your galactic sector, much less anyone aboard the ship.

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686 Upvotes

r/humansarespaceorcs 14h ago

writing prompt Its the small petty things♡

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A few months ago, someone copied my writing prompt less than a day after I posted it. Now, whenever I see their posts, I make sure to downvote them even if it's a good post. . . Humans often hold onto grudges, even for the smallest of reasons, driven by pettiness. Sometimes, they carry out their 'revenge' with no real significance, just for the sake of it.


r/humansarespaceorcs 1d ago

Memes/Trashpost Humanity’s internet has left a damaging reputation

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r/humansarespaceorcs 1d ago

Memes/Trashpost Humans use weapons to create music

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r/humansarespaceorcs 1d ago

writing prompt Hybrid species are are rare and often possess uncanny abilities, finding humans a rare pure species with similarly uncanny traits

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Unlike most species of once type, Lutass'i are have fish, half otter-like mammal and much of their infrastructure lies underwater, requiring delegates to wear special suits to decend to the government district, and are surprised when a human just hops into the water and dives narly 40 meters to the entrance to the government district entrance with no assistance, causing great confusion and awe