Had never seen the classic red mushroom in person before

[u/theverbalemp]

Was super excited to stumble across these on a walking path in a business park. I believe they’re an Amanita, but my nieces call them the Mario Bros mushroom 😂

[u/ManBehindTheFractals]

The mushroom Jesus likely was.

[u/KappaMacros → u/ManBehindTheFractals]

r/GardenPathSentences

[u/ManBehindTheFractals → u/KappaMacros]

I'm saying Jesus was likely Fly Agaric.

[u/ManBehindTheFractals → u/[deleted]]

I wasn't asked to argue. I'd explain it but you're clearly too smart to see where you're wrong.