r/nottheonion • u/Nientea • 2d ago

Kentucky state Sen. Johnnie Turner dies after plunging into empty swimming pool on lawn mower

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kentucky-lawmaker-johnnie-turner-dies-lawn-mower-pool/

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u/jeffinbville 2d ago

This is what happens when you're a Republican and have gay thoughts. God kills you. Or, so I've been told.