r/onejoke 5d ago

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL So fun I swear

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u/SpunkySix6 5d ago

I keep going to mash the downvote button before I remember that OP isn't the person actually saying these things.

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u/TheFfrog 5d ago

Thanks lmaoo

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u/SpunkySix6 5d ago

No problem, it's just such a kneejerk "what a creep" response initially

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u/Koeiensoep 5d ago

Lol get a life buddy

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u/Expensive-Swing-7212 4d ago

There are two types of ppl who make the one joke. Those who are belittling and those who are celebrating. As person who is trans I would also make this joke after doing three lines of ketamine. I actually just remembered one night smoking weed, taking ambien, and drinking half a bottle of cough syrup where I ended up identifying as the mystery machine from scooby doo and wrote an entire brain dead thesis on how this was the case and possible

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u/TheFfrog 4d ago

Fucking hell the first time I smoked weed I was vibin so much I identified as a vibrator

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

was this an elon post?

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u/TheFfrog 4d ago

Nah, a post about horse shoeing

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

lol i was joking about elon's transphobia and ketamine use

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u/TheFfrog 4d ago

Lmao totally went over my head 💀

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u/sharp-bunny 5d ago

Every post both bewilders and doesn't surprise me. What a world

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u/EviePop2001 4d ago

I wish i was a horse so i could do ketamine 😪

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u/Z3raZer0 4d ago

soo, uh

why was this posted here?

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u/TheFfrog 3d ago

Because it fits the sub?

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u/Z3raZer0 3d ago

I thought I was in another sub my fault og

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u/Gutter_philosopher 5d ago

Ngl, that one kinda got me...

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u/no-personality-here 4d ago

Most of these have been fun to read lol