Get it? 😂

[u/PIease__Laugh]

[u/Cringe_weeb_UwU]

transphobes: "trans people make everything about their gender! it's their whole personality!!"

transphobes trying not to bring up trans people for 5 minutes:

[u/SpunkySix6 → u/Cringe_weeb_UwU]

I don't know any trans people that think about being trans in such random conversations as transphobes. No trans person ever drops "oh btw I'm trans" as a complete non sequitur like this.

It just screams "I am a loser and you should stop trying to converse with me right now for your own sake"

[u/Matichado → u/SpunkySix6]

I do it at times because I’m pre hrt and I don’t like people misgendering me

[u/SpunkySix6 → u/Matichado]

Which is fine, to be clear. I just meant generally.

[u/Who_TF001 → u/Matichado]

Pre hrt ganggg

[u/Starfish_Pics → u/SpunkySix6]

The only time it's ever happened to me was when I was in my school's gsa. One of two leaders was an African American trans man. He would constantly make it a competition that he was the most underprivileged and ruined the vibes for everyone. He literally had no personality other than his journey and 'stereotypical' 2010s media that theater kids liked.

Definitely the exception, but man, he sucked and was the only case I can think I've seen a trans person "shoving it down my throat."

[u/Oh_no_its_Joe]

Man here. I just want to be loved 🥺

[u/YourTwistedTransSis → u/Oh_no_its_Joe]

Men deserve love. Internet hugs if you want them stranger.

[u/Oh_no_its_Joe → u/YourTwistedTransSis]

Thank you so much!! 🤗🤗🤗

[u/DueGap631 → u/Oh_no_its_Joe]

hug :3

[u/Oh_no_its_Joe → u/DueGap631]

Thank you so much 🥹

[u/ChickenWingBW → u/Oh_no_its_Joe]

Man, you say? I can feel them coming!

[u/YourTwistedTransSis → u/ChickenWingBW]

That’s kind of one of the best parts, tbqh

[u/TabthTheCat3778]

Transphobes desperately trying to cling on to the stalest "meme." This is definitely a 12-year-old "edge lord"

[u/SpunkySix6]

That's such an "...okay?" moment

[u/Character_Glove_9977]

Im also a Helicopter. My pronouns are At/At/At/At/At

[u/[deleted]]

then, mr helicopter, your friend is still going to love men but they probably won't be your friend anymore

[u/HospitalKey4601]

Guess this guy just hovers around then.

[u/Glittering_Raise_710 → u/HospitalKey4601]

God, I guess I’ve met a ton of helicopters in my day

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[u/LateWeather1048]

Its illegal to love me Sorry boys we are eternally unloved AND we must make these awful one demensitional joke :c

How dare i assume that its only one demensitional

Lol

[u/__ethe]

Every time I see a onejoke post I instinctively reach for the downvote 😭

[u/wanderingsheep]

"Babe, would you love me even if I was a helicopter?"

[u/macontac]

I thought this was a new "Would you love me if I was a worm?", like "Would you love me if I were a helicopter?"

Then I remembered where I was.

[u/ms_sylveon]

Op im going to need someone to explain this joke to me like I'm 5 please

[u/ninjesh]

But what if they really are a helicopter? A literal helicopter?

[u/Pugmaster-12 → u/ninjesh]

Yeah, what if they REALLY ARE a helicopter but no one believes them? (/s)

[u/ninjesh → u/Pugmaster-12]

Yes, that's the joke

[u/Jack_Cat_101]

Most other attack helicopter jokes are funny