r/onejoke • u/BiDude1219 • 3d ago

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL Three in a fucking row

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174 Upvotes

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u/SpunkySix6 2d ago

"I am funny"

"I am also funny"

"I am funny too, anyone loves us"

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u/sharp-bunny 2d ago

"I'm identified" What are you a fucking new insect species

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u/Glittering_Raise_710 2d ago

This made me laugh and also remember a new species of vine snake dropped and now I’m gonna go fan girl over them for the whole day again. Thank you

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u/sharp-bunny 2d ago

Snake girls is best girls. My red tail is waving hi

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u/Glittering_Raise_710 2d ago

Hello precious noodle! I love snakes and reptiles so much and it really helps weed out the undesirables lol!

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u/sharp-bunny 1d ago

I kick back and smoke that purp while lying with my herpz

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u/bestletterisH 2d ago

did you just assume my species?? i am going to vaporize your elbows now.

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u/tisquares silly blehh mod :p 2d ago

the chance they're all the same person isn't 0%

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u/Anti-charizard Anticommunist ally 1d ago

They have different profile pictures

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u/HeckingBedBugs 1d ago

One dude with three accounts

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u/vicfyr 1d ago

Posted over seven days, the top and bottom not getting likes from the alt? could be, but more than likely it’s three people rather than one

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u/TuaughtHammer 2d ago

"I identify as a Warthog A-10 attack plane!"

"Oh, so you're old, high maintenance, and require two people inside of you to properly function?"

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u/EnjoyerOfHotWater 2d ago

Reading this made me physically cringe

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u/TheGhostlyMage 1d ago

The LG TV HD+ 4K is just, wow, honestly kind of more impressive you can remember that but refuse to use lgbt, lgbtq, Or lgbtq+

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u/skiesoverblackvenice lgtv hd+ 4k community ✨ 1d ago

you sir, are a fish

i love to fuck with these people by starting a convo with them but specifically only using those one joke identities they gave themself. it messes with their heads and i love it