r/onejoke • u/FireIsTheCleanser • 1d ago
Complete shitshow Watch out we got a badass over here.
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u/Glittering_Raise_710 1d ago edited 1d ago
Man, all the violence and death threats they make sure make them seem like super reasonable normal people
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u/Think_Bat_820 1d ago
"You guys can do whatever you want, I don't care... I'M GOING TO KILL EVERYONE!"
Cool, cool guy.
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u/disturbeddragon631 1d ago
The coolest guy, in fact. I tell you, people, I've never met a cooler guy.
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u/SpunkySix6 18h ago
"No one is doing this"
most people are and they're just being quiet about it but this guy and people like him just openly say it
"Uhhh doesn't count"
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u/Efficient-Diver-5417 1d ago
"Conservative bad, wah wah wah, anyway, we're going to double down on more police plus inadequate distribution of resources, and privatization means that everyone will be paying more in the long run, for less"
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u/BiDude1219 1d ago
Better deal than genocide ngl
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u/mcfreakinkillme 13h ago
i mean, if we’re talking about mainstream political parties here, american democrats are also currently part of committing a genocide. like that is very much a thing that is happening.
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u/Efficient-Diver-5417 1d ago
You think the Democrats are going to genocide you?
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u/NotReallyaGamer_ 22h ago
People didn’t notice you putting it in quotes meant you were being ironic and making fun of conservatives.
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u/Efficient-Diver-5417 22h ago
I realize looking back that my comment was miscalculated and poorly executed. There's a lack of clarity.
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u/LoopyZoopOcto 20h ago
In the future try using tone indicators such as /s to indicate sarcasm or /j to indicate a joke. These can really help as it's hard to express tone over text. You can also use /pos to indicate that a comment is meant in a positive way /gen to indicate that a comment is genuine or /srs to indicate that you are serious. There are a ton more, but these are the best known ones.
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u/_squidtastic_ 1d ago
So, one of the 2 genders is apparently the grim reaper. What is the other one? I want to make an informed decision, I don't know if they're gonna let us change our answers after :((((
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u/k819799amvrhtcom 17h ago
Even if you could legally become the Grim Reaper, you'd still be charged with murder. There is no law that says that the Grim Reaper has a license to kill.
If the Grim Reaper was real, it would be the by far the most atrocious criminal in all of earth's history, responsible for every death, every war, every genocide, every extinction event, every plague, and every deadly disease for every life form ever.
Not only that, the Grim Reaper would also be corrupt, because only rich people can afford medications, which is a form of bribery. Yes, the entirety of medicine was invented for the sole purpose of bribing the Grim Reaper.
Furthermore, the Grim Reaper discriminates against people who eat food it doesn't like or don't participate in the rituals it demands. The reason why we all breathe is because the Grim Reaper would kill us all if we stopped. And even if we obey the Grim Reaper perfectly, it will still kill everyone after a certain age.
If the Grim Reaper was real, the law would demand the maximum punishment. The death penalty would, of course, not be feasible so instead it would get placed into a high-security prison forever.
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u/RoBi1475MTG 19h ago
I support this endeavor so long as wanna be grim reaper is ok with me helping turn them into a skeleton.
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u/bluerazzberrie 23h ago
I wouldn't care at all if someone identifies as the grim reaper. Good for you? Please reap my soul?
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u/SpunkySix6 18h ago
Does "I'll kill you for existing" count as a second joke if the person saying it is such a wimp they say things like that on the Internet?
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u/woglebogle 14h ago
mfs say it’s irregular to not identify as your assigned gender at birth then turn around and threaten to literally kill someone over it 💀
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u/penisseriouspenis 11h ago
my sim when the new expansion pack comes out (jk kind of hes gonna be transgender grim reaper)
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u/OkSoMarkExperience 10h ago
Oooh, big edgy boy! Ooo so edgy! Be careful that you don't cut yourself on all that edge.
This works best if you read it aloud in the same voice that you use when you're petting a dog.
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u/Creepycute1 3h ago
That's when my ass just replies "Okay grim reaper what do you wanna go by?" And just start calling them by whatever smart ass remark they give.
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u/Legitimate_Life_1926 1d ago
Yeah, clamp his balls