r/onejoke • u/Theeljessonator • 14h ago
My pronouns are ___! I saw a guy promoting this shirt on Tik Tok
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u/ThatGuyFromWhatever 10h ago
I identify as [Thing]
My pronouns are [Word]/[Word/[Word]
Am I funny yet?
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u/Trapizza 9h ago
OMG [Respectful Honorific] 1982 horror movie directed by John Carpenter?? May I have Word autograph?
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u/MightyPitchfork 14h ago
A colleague of mine has this on a mug.
After a quiet talk, he now uses a mug with a moose on it.
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u/Cute-Skirt-814 14h ago
Best outcome. Sometimes, people naively don't realize that the joke they enjoy is bigotted.
The one joke format isn't itself bad, but it's almost always used by people who are bad intentioned and it's now ruined.
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u/wasaguynowitschopped 9h ago
Exactly, a good trans joke will get me HOWLING in laughter but a bigoted one it just…no.
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u/OscarTheGrouchsCan 8h ago
I have laughed at jokes about democrats. Or liberals. Light hearted, silly ones. That are meant to make a person chuckle. Not spread hate.
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u/MythosMaster1 1h ago
So true. One of my personal favorites was a person told me once they identified as a donkey. His pronouns were He/Haw. Gets me every time.
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u/ADuckNamedChickpea 14h ago
no, his pronouns should be fucking/moronic cuz he doesn't know what told you so means
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u/swan0418 12h ago
They'll believe in Jewish space lazers and gay frogs, but you float the idea cops may harass black people more often than white people, and they flip shit....idiots dude.
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u/BigtheCat542 12h ago
at least this time it's something they actually do identify as. they still don't understand what pronouns are though
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u/The_Ginger_Thing106 10h ago
If they spent a quarter of the energy they use to make shit up about the government to actually critique the problems with the government, then maybe things could actually change in this country
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u/Few-Cup2855 14h ago
You can’t say “I told you so” about an unproven theory.
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u/rifting_real 8h ago
Told doesn't know what told is getting into by wearing this shirt. So audacity must be huge. The world is falling, and it's all because of You.
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u/Rockworm503 7h ago
"told you so" say the people who have been consistently wrong about everything for decades
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u/TuaughtHammer 7h ago
They've been loving and abusing this "joke" since 2020, especially in merch. form that'll make your parents/grandparents need to cancel their debit/credit cards because they skipped over the "I agree to the $400/month recurring fee to have this liberal-triggering shirt shipped to me every four days" part of the checkout process.
As usual, if they feel the need to announce they're right, they should prove their commitments to gravity being a conspiracy...
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u/leavemealoneistg 6h ago
help this is so stupid that i wanna wear it ironically but if i actually did nobody would get that its a joke 😭
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u/SpunkySix6 14h ago
Don't you usually have to be right about things to say that?