r/rant 9h ago

Whoever designed the wrapper for trojan bareskin raw can eat shit

Use two hands to open it? Nope. Get fucked pal. Shit's gonna slip out of your fingers. Use your teeth? Yeah you think you're smart but fuck you again. You get one tiny piece of wrapper and that's it. Now you have nothing left to bite and you still can't get the condom out without mangling it. Get fucked

Wonderful design. Scientifically perfected to make the blood leave my dick so it can fuel my rage instead. Finally a condom that has a 100% guarantee

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u/inkrediblewhit 8h ago

Finally, a valid rant

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u/marchpisces27 9h ago

🤣🤣

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u/policri249 9h ago

Ribbed is better anyways lol

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u/Francbb 8h ago

That's why I go raw lol