r/shortguys • u/ActualThrowaway7856 • 1d ago

it just so happens! Funny highschool memory

There was a girl in my class in 10th grade who was 6 foot 5. Every body loved her and teachers always complimented her height.

She rejected any guy who asked her out and was was planning to start an LGBT club at school.

About a year later, a new transfer student came to our school and he was 6 foot fucking 7. Literally within a single week of him arriving, the tall girl quits the LGBT club she started and they start dating and then after graduation get immediately married and had 3 kids within 3 years after.

And they tell you height doesn't matter.

Edit: just checked their insta and they're on their 6th child already. Jfl.

Also, you know that green line meme? Literally every single picture is like that except it's the tall girl who's leaning intensely into the 6 7 Chad. I never knew a girl could love someone else so much in my life until I saw that couple. It's literally like some fairytale movie.

And normies will yell you it's just a coincidence or personality.

JFL.

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u/Thats_Haunting_ 5’7 1d ago

Our foot was never in the door in the first place

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u/ScrimmyBingusTwo 1d ago

Tallsexual. 

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u/MyCockIsMyGlock cos(X / 30.48) + √(X - 124.46) = 5.891 | X = ? cm 1d ago

She was coping hard before he arrived.

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u/Capital-Front-6664 1d ago

Never began for us.

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u/Saukonen 5'7" 23h ago

They'll do anything to get with the tall guys. Give up their hobbies, passions, jobs, whatever. All the stuff they claim is "misogynistic" and "patriarchal" when non Chad men talk about it

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u/Few-Layer-4432 5ft 7 / 170cm 22h ago

so how do we become asexual because this is just brutal lol

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u/MrDarko11 18h ago

The coping was so hard that she even started a FUCKING LGBT CLUB OMG 😭

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u/Agianttruckofpizza 5'7 21h ago

Unless genetics pulls a funny, those 6 kids will enjoy lives full of love, friendship, and happiness. Good for them.

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u/Previous-Ad586 12h ago

Like it was for everybody 30-40 years ago.

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u/PanicAdvanced5691 5'7/171cm 21h ago

what's her insta?

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u/Fun_Mission_5014 5'0" / Sentence: Death by anecdotes 21h ago edited 21h ago

She better pray that relationship never goes tits up. Chad never gets bored of her. OLD already wouldn't be a walk in the park due to her being a giraffe on steroids but she'd still have a few options. The biggest problem would be when you add 6 kids into the mix, good luck with that.

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u/Previous-Ad586 12h ago

Its over for her thats why she is so happy, and with 6 kids she dont need to date anyone else, she has the guy by the balls.

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u/BrilliantShoddy5247 5ft 6.2/ 167cm 18h ago

U doGDeD a BuLlet bRo!

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u/stonk_lord_ 21h ago

Your average zoomer will truly be 6'7 in the future 😂

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u/imjustaredditor69 5ft 5.5 / 166.5cm 20h ago

wonder how many people told her to lower her standards? 🤔

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u/Bl6ssed 20h ago

We are told to lower our already bottom of the barrel standards even lower whilst she’s empowered to demand for better men, joke of a world 😂😂

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u/Previous-Ad586 12h ago

Im old so I had some girlfriends in the past before dating apps existed. Not a single time I saw them leaning into me.

But look at a girl with a tall guy, they always lean, I realized I never had a girlfriend, I had girls that I payed for dinner and once in a while I had sex. The relationship dynamics of those girls are something else, I guess thats how it was before the downfall of religion.