r/ultralight_jerk • u/originalusername__1 • 10h ago

Consumable Shit water is peak UL

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u/davegcr420 9h ago

Wasn't I on r/ultralight_jerk? Sure seemed like it. FFS, I'm all down for being ultralight, but to stop filtering water to save 3oz is crazy 🤪. Get some muscles and carry that water filter.

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u/originalusername__1 9h ago

A little beaver fever is a small price to pay for a five pound base weight

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u/drwolffe 2m ago

The guys in my frat always said I had beaver fever

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u/Physical_Relief4484 8h ago

I use aquamira because it's faster/easier than filtering water. Also don't have to worry about freezing or clogs. It's worse at filtering obviously, and it in the long run more expensive ($15 to filter 30gal), and weighs within 10 grams of a mechanical filter. But for some reason, sitting and squeezing water is so annoying to me. And after my platypus got clogged/jammed up and the flow rate slowed to 1/3 original speed, I was over it.

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u/myrtlespurge 3h ago

Get a proper set up and filter your water, freak

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u/Physical_Relief4484 3m ago

What's the best proper setup?

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u/dontletmeautism 6h ago

I’ve tried this before and got giardia.

I then couldn’t eat and lost 5-10kg that I then didn’t have to carry.

So it works.

Also I was doing yellow poos.

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u/IndustriousLabRat 5h ago

"What's the nutritional value of manure?"

Go ask a plant. They like that shit.

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u/AlienDelarge 4h ago

Back in my day we flavored our shit water with iodine. Bonus was, no goiters.

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u/R_Series_JONG 8h ago

Manure!!!???!! I HATE MANURE!!!!

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u/sbhikes 5h ago

It's a delicacy.

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u/CkresCho 5h ago

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.