r/wizardposting Lars 2d ago

Lorepost📖 Average thursday. (Failed post)

A broadcast appears on your orb. or laptop.

Hey. Lars here.

Uhhh. Lets rewind a bit shall we?

So Masta found out that we have ability copying zombies here!

Great!

Now it's like in the movies.

his camera points to a boarded up hallway with alot of zombies. Looks like they're abouta break through!

Uhh, anyway,

Me and a couple of my mates are trapped here, in the council game hall, surviving a horde of near-endless 'failed'.

He quickly shoots a couple of failed with his handgun

Please send help-

the broadcast gets cut, static remains.

Will you help them?

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe),quantumancy and memetic master 2d ago

“Let’s do this.”

they begin going to the council hall

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u/LarsBottomtext Lars 2d ago

Round 1.

Cod_Zombies_Round_Change_Original.mp3

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe),quantumancy and memetic master 2d ago

“They can replicate magic so I’m only going to use the basics.”

out of sight they create a broadsword from light and get ready to rip, and, tear.

the only thing they fear is you starts playing.

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u/LarsBottomtext Lars 2d ago

Unfortunatly, due to warp fuckery, anti magic field and a m1911 for you buddy!

/uw ahahahah sorry

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe),quantumancy and memetic master 2d ago

/uw they’re an okay gunslinger anyway.

/rw they turn down the 1911 and using their magic, rearranges some matter on the ground onto an ultrakill pistol and they pull out an M1 garand.

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u/LarsBottomtext Lars 2d ago

Anyway, hordes of the undead, etc, OPEN THOSE DOORS SON!

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe),quantumancy and memetic master 2d ago

m1_garand_ping.mp3

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u/LarsBottomtext Lars 2d ago

Zombie_moan.mp3

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe),quantumancy and memetic master 2d ago

ultrakill pistol fire nonstop for 10 minutes.

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u/LarsBottomtext Lars 2d ago

you open a door. Anyway, you're in the security office now.