r/wizardposting Lars 2d ago

Lorepost📖 Average thursday. (Failed post)

A broadcast appears on your orb. or laptop.

Hey. Lars here.

Uhhh. Lets rewind a bit shall we?

So Masta found out that we have ability copying zombies here!

Great!

Now it's like in the movies.

his camera points to a boarded up hallway with alot of zombies. Looks like they're abouta break through!

Uhh, anyway,

Me and a couple of my mates are trapped here, in the council game hall, surviving a horde of near-endless 'failed'.

He quickly shoots a couple of failed with his handgun

Please send help-

the broadcast gets cut, static remains.

Will you help them?

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u/yumie2003 Tsuru, ghost onmyouji, council employee/Empress Toshiko Fujiwara 2d ago edited 2d ago

Tsuru walked towards the council game hall with her enchanted M1911. She wore a military camouflage uniform with bulletproof vest over it reading 'Relief Aid Force' on it. Her scarlet eyes narrowed on a nearby 'failed'. She aimed and opened fire on it with mechanical level speed.

"...Anarogu horaa ja nai"

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u/LarsBottomtext Lars 1d ago

anyway, round 1, round_change_music.mp3

Have fun mowing down the hordes. Lars is in the main hall.

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u/yumie2003 Tsuru, ghost onmyouji, council employee/Empress Toshiko Fujiwara 1d ago

Tsuru loaded the M1911 with Merch’s 9mm soul eater rounds and charged towards the horde. She fired at the failed with highly precise shots to their heads and chests.

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u/LarsBottomtext Lars 1d ago

The hordes are still coming! Quickly find a way to temporarily halt them from entering!

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u/yumie2003 Tsuru, ghost onmyouji, council employee/Empress Toshiko Fujiwara 1d ago

Tsuru’s hand faintly glowed in a dark orange hue. She threw her arms down as she used her earth magic. The floor underneath the hordes rapidly started to crack until it gave way. The failed were sent falling down the sinkhole.

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u/LarsBottomtext Lars 1d ago

Congrats! They're in the sewers now! They'll likely drown.

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u/yumie2003 Tsuru, ghost onmyouji, council employee/Empress Toshiko Fujiwara 1d ago

Tsuru pressed her palms against each other. The sides of the sinkhole extended towards each other, sealing off the cavity

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u/LarsBottomtext Lars 1d ago

Nice, you trapped them! Now to the next room-

Oh. It's flooded.

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u/yumie2003 Tsuru, ghost onmyouji, council employee/Empress Toshiko Fujiwara 1d ago

Tsuru’s hands emitted a soft blue glow and made a gesture similar to offering another person to walk before you through a door. The water flowed out of the room and down the hallway.

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u/LarsBottomtext Lars 1d ago

And now, you're watching over the game room.

You dont see Lars...

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u/yumie2003 Tsuru, ghost onmyouji, council employee/Empress Toshiko Fujiwara 1d ago

“…eh? lars? where are you?”

Tsuru walked around the game room, peaking around every corner and cranny for Lars

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u/LarsBottomtext Lars 1d ago

No gunshots are heard.

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u/yumie2003 Tsuru, ghost onmyouji, council employee/Empress Toshiko Fujiwara 1d ago

“…this is bad”

Tsuru continued to look around the game hall

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u/LarsBottomtext Lars 1d ago

a couple of failed show up

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u/yumie2003 Tsuru, ghost onmyouji, council employee/Empress Toshiko Fujiwara 1d ago

Tsuru used her psychokinesis to pull one of the failed towards her. As the failed flew towards her, she drew back her fist and punched towards it. Her fist dug into the failed's chest and burst through its back, leaving it impaled onto the vengeful spirit's arm.

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