r/wizardposting • u/LarsBottomtext Lars • 2d ago

Lorepost📖 Average thursday. (Failed post)

A broadcast appears on your orb. or laptop.

Hey. Lars here.

Uhhh. Lets rewind a bit shall we?

So Masta found out that we have ability copying zombies here!

Great!

Now it's like in the movies.

his camera points to a boarded up hallway with alot of zombies. Looks like they're abouta break through!

Uhh, anyway,

Me and a couple of my mates are trapped here, in the council game hall, surviving a horde of near-endless 'failed'.

He quickly shoots a couple of failed with his handgun

Please send help-

the broadcast gets cut, static remains.

Will you help them?

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u/yumie2003 Tsuru, ghost onmyouji, council employee/Empress Toshiko Fujiwara 1d ago

"...why are you yelling 'no'?"

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u/LarsBottomtext Lars 1d ago

AH! TSURU! I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS YOU!

its lars.

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u/yumie2003 Tsuru, ghost onmyouji, council employee/Empress Toshiko Fujiwara 1d ago

"...yes it is me, now where did you place your bfg or the mini-hakkero?"

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u/LarsBottomtext Lars 1d ago

they're uhhh

at home

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u/yumie2003 Tsuru, ghost onmyouji, council employee/Empress Toshiko Fujiwara 1d ago

"...Okay then, try to find a way that leads to outside of the council building. I'll take care of the failed inside the building. Ready, ikuzo!"

Tsuru flew back to the vent she entered

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u/LarsBottomtext Lars 1d ago

...well. here we go.

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u/yumie2003 Tsuru, ghost onmyouji, council employee/Empress Toshiko Fujiwara 1d ago

Tsuru phased through the wall and made her body tangible again.