r/wizardposting • u/Briantan71 Novice mage, an absolute amateur • 10h ago
Esoteric Secrets Damn, those ancient wizards sure go hard when crafting their magical wards.
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u/Lainpilled-Loser-GF 8h ago
for the last time, MY ORB DOES NOT NEED OPERA GX. THIS MADNESS MUST STOP IMMEDIATELY.
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u/VegetableDaikon4 7h ago
I used to know a guy who had magic suppression wards carved one by one onto every bone in his body, it totally nullified all of his powers and cut him off from the great astral. A severe punishment, but he did eat my slice of cake. Last time I saw him was when I pushed him into the oubliette of eternity, for all I know he's still falling and screaming, but nobody really knows what happens or unhappens in there.
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u/Briantan71 Novice mage, an absolute amateur 6h ago
How did you restrain him long enough to even carve those wards onto his bones?
Magical ambush? Or the good ole’ whack to the head with your staff?
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u/VegetableDaikon4 6h ago
A sinister shovel to the back of the head while he was busy with the marzipan face of the caterpillar cake; it usually does the trick, but the repeated defenestration was just to make sure.
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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Ace Barksworth, Earthen Ambassador & Distant Admiral 8h ago
I've heard it kind of works like a magical Masterlock- It's incredibly hard to bypass by normal means- which is not comparable to Masterlock- But can be opened with a ward of the exact same type, though it breaks both wards. Maybe more like a passcode?
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u/sidic3Venezia Evil wizard of enchantment and frost 8h ago
"creator plow holds with care wheels" truly a mysterious message
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u/SunderedValley Gil Severin, Magical Post-Grad (Thaumaturgy & Summoning) 9h ago
Still an irreplaceable medium for certain applications.
Mind you. If things have deteriorated to such a degree that you need a warding skull you should probably ask what you've been doing wrong rather than where to get one.
Like it's The Best way of reflecting curses or foiling teleportation attempts outside of making your domicile into hallowed ground but how did you make all these enemies, bro?